The Best 33 Nuke Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Nuke jokes. There are some nuke reheat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Nuke Jokes and Puns
What's the difference between Japanese people and their food?
Americans eat the food after they nuke it.
How do you reheat a cold war?
You nuke it.
Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher.
It was a weapon of math destruction.
I'm so sorry.
Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other.
"You're way too close to me" says nuke #1. "I'm Feynman" says the other.
Doomsday device
A doomsday device that will send a nuke to every country on the planet has been developed.
They call it an abombanation.
Let me tell you something I about this Iran nuke deal...
Iran,
I ran so far away,
I just ran,
I ran all night and day,
I couldn't get away.
Why were the people hurrying to nuke the United States?
They were Rushin.
What do a nuke, Huldreich Zeingli, and diet pills have in common?
They are implements of MASS DESTRUCTION!
Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?
The first one is just to break the ice.
The prime minister of Japan finally decides to enact revenge on the US for Hiroshima & Nagasaki.
He decides to nuke the rednecks and he calls it: Operation Fried Okra-homa
Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?
Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?
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What is the best weapon to combat cyber terrorism?
Galaxy Nuke 7
How is the United States and frozen food the same?
Kim Jong Un doesn't have the technology to nuke either of them.
Nukes
What's the next Muslim country that will have nukes?
France
If an African country developes a nuke
will it be called the N-Bomb.
What happens when a nuke falls on your city?
Your life flashes before your eyes.
North Korea wants nuclear weapons so bad, even their leader is a nuke
Little boy and Fat Man
What happens when you nuke a communist?
Nothing, he turns into gamma rays and keeps being a nuisance.
What do you get if you are nuked by North Korea?
Radi-Asian Poisoning
Why are hot pokets afraid of Kim Jong Un?
Because he likes to Nuke em!
Kim Jong un would be great at call of duty
If team kills counted twords the "nuke" scorestreak
Kim Jung Un called Xi Jinping at 3:30 in the morning.
Xi: Why are you calling at *this* time?
Kim: I am going to test a nuke.
Xi: Okay, when are you going to do this?
Kim: 10.
Xi: 10 what? In 10 months? 10 weeks? 10 days?
Kim: 9.
What do you call the fallout from an Israeli nuke?
Zionizing radiation.
What did Kim Jong Un say after a nuclear war with China?
"when I said nuke the Chinese, I was talking about the left overs!"
What's the difference a bag of popcorn and Japan?
You only have to nuke a bag of popcorn once
A guy wants to build a nuke. He goes to a supplier and asks...
"How much are the protons?"
"A dime a dozen, and the neutrons are free of charge."
What would happen if France launched a nuke at you?
Nothing, nothing the French make work on launch \^Ubisoft
What do you get when you nuke a cat?
Radioactivekitty.
If I owned a nuke I would name it Dr. W.
Because its a W. M.d.
My worst joke ever told
What do you call the fallout of a cheese nuke? Debrie.
Trump to bartender: We are going to nuke Pakistan & kill Mia Khalifa
Bartender: why mia khalifa?
Trump to Imaran Khan: see nobody cares about Pakistan!
What did the Big Boy Atomic Bomb say to the Nuclear Bomb when they met?
Nuke, I am your father.
Why does everybody want nukes?
Because they level the playing field
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