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Americans eat the food after they nuke it.
You nuke it.
It was a weapon of math destruction.
I'm so sorry.
"You're way too close to me" says nuke #1. "I'm Feynman" says the other.
A doomsday device that will send a nuke to every country on the planet has been developed.
They call it an abombanation.
Iran,
I ran so far away,
I just ran,
I ran all night and day,
I couldn't get away.
They were Rushin.
They are implements of MASS DESTRUCTION!
The first one is just to break the ice.
He decides to nuke the rednecks and he calls it: Operation Fried Okra-homa
Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is?
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Galaxy Nuke 7
Kim Jong Un doesn't have the technology to nuke either of them.
What's the next Muslim country that will have nukes?
France
will it be called the N-Bomb.
Your life flashes before your eyes.
Little boy and Fat Man
Nothing, he turns into gamma rays and keeps being a nuisance.
Radi-Asian Poisoning
Because he likes to Nuke em!
If team kills counted twords the "nuke" scorestreak
Xi: Why are you calling at *this* time?
Kim: I am going to test a nuke.
Xi: Okay, when are you going to do this?
Kim: 10.
Xi: 10 what? In 10 months? 10 weeks? 10 days?
Kim: 9.
Zionizing radiation.
"when I said nuke the Chinese, I was talking about the left overs!"
You only have to nuke a bag of popcorn once
"How much are the protons?"
"A dime a dozen, and the neutrons are free of charge."
Nothing, nothing the French make work on launch \^Ubisoft
Radioactivekitty.
Because its a W. M.d.
What do you call the fallout of a cheese nuke? Debrie.
Bartender: why mia khalifa?
Trump to Imaran Khan: see nobody cares about Pakistan!
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