Nuisance Jokes

I rang up British telecom, I said, ''I want to report a nuisance caller'', he said ''Not you again''.

Meanie-Pie Girl

I was working on a large amount of math homework in a group today, and one of the female participants was being prissy and in general a nuisance. So I patted her on the head. She says, 'Did you just pat me on the head?' So I say, "Yes, you were being mean so I was de-meaning you."

I rang up Verizon. I said : "I want to report a nuisance caller".

"Not you again" he said

My neighbor's dog keeps going in my yard

I tell my neighbor politely a few times to keep his dog in his yard, but every evening I come out to a fresh pile.
I tell him to clean it up, but he never does, so I give him an ultimatum: The next time your dog comes into my yard I am going to cook him.
The next day, sure as anything, the dog s**... in my yard. So I grab the little nuisance and kennel him as I throw a big steak on my cast iron skillet set over a fire.
My neighbor comes out, horrified, and says I had an over-reaction.
I point to the crust on the steak and say No, this is just a my-yard reaction.

What was the name of that really annoying scientist?

Isaac Nuisance

A king outlawed hunting in his kingdom

Pretty soon, deer and elk populations were out of control, eating the commoners' crops and becoming a general nuisance. The people revolted and overthrew the king, thus making it the first time in history a reign had been called on account of game.

What happens when you nuke a communist?

Nothing, he turns into gamma rays and keeps being a nuisance.