Nugget Jokes

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The meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town.

"I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon," he said to the bartender.

"We got her" replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right."

The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon."

The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found her!"

Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles.

"How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner.

"I don't," replied the hooker, "but I thought you might want to open those beers first."

Old Joe and the miner

A grizzled old miner comes out of the wilderness and steps into the pub. Pulling out a gold nugget and placing it on the bar he asks the bartender "You got any whiskey in this establishment?"

The bartender complies and places a glass and a bottle in front of the miner.

After a few drinks the miner asks the bartender "You got any women in this establishment?"

The bartender replies "No, but we've got old Joe out back."

The miner shakes his head and says. "It's been a long while, but I'm not into that sort of thing."

After quite a few more drinks he calls the bartender over again and says "So lets say I was into that sort of thing after all, who would have to know about it?"

"Just you, me and those guys at the table over there" replies the bartender.

"Those guys? Why would those guys need to know?" asks the miner

"Well they gotta hold Old Joe down. He's not into that sort of thing either."

A man walks into a fast food restaurant, followed by a priest.

What can I get you today? Says the cashier.

I'll have one cheeseburger and a kid sized chicken nugget portion please.

The priest asks the man What are you getting the kid sized portion for?

Well, says the man my lazy 7 year old isn't doing his chores and says he won't do anything unless I get him some chicken nuggets. He says he'll do anything after I get him some.

He'll do anything? Asks the priest.

Yeah, I reckon any kid would do whatever you want for a bit of junk food. Says the man jokingly.

The priest thinks long and hard and says to the cashier

I'll have 20 kid sized chicken nugget portions please.

[OC, be gentle] Ronald McDonald snuck up on a Happy Meal and said, "Serve fries!!!"

The Happy Meal replied, "Nugget out of my face."

What do you call a bird with no limbs?

A chicken nugget

How are nuggets made?

Bacterial Meningitis

What happens when you get a chicken nugget hard?

You get a chicken tender.

I don't know who left this huge nugget on my doorstep, but ...

Thanks for the gold, stranger.

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