Witty Nudist Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
A joke my Dad made up (says lots bout Dad): A philosopher and a nudist are at a beach resort...
The philosopher asks the nudist, "have you read marx? And the nudist replies, "why, yes! But I think it's the wicker chairs."
Sweet Dreams
"Doc, I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamed I was the only man in a nudist colony."
"My, my," responded the doctor. "Did you sleep well?"
"I tried," answered the patient, "but it was hard."
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts
Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?
They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.
My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony.
I was born ready.
Two nudists philosophers were sitting around when one of them asked the other, "Have you read Marx?"
The other one replied "Yes, I think it's the wicker furniture".
Most popular
Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony?
The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl?
The girl that eats the last donut.
Police humors
Someone cut a hole in the nudist camp fence. The police are looking into it.
Someone stole the toilet from the police headquarters. The cops have nothing to go on.
Two men at the Communist Nudist Colony are sitting on the porch...
One turns to the other and says, "I say old boy, have you read marx?"
The other says, "Yes, I believe it's these wicker chairs."
Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?
He kept getting in everyone's hair.
How do nudists greet each other?
With a bare hug.
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Two nudists are sitting on the porch
Two older nudist men are sitting on the porch, having a discussion about communism. One man turns and says, "Have you read Marx?"
The other man replies, "Yes, I believe it's these wicker chairs."
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Nudist colony
Q- How can you tell the blind guy at a nudist colony?
A- It's not hard.
Q- Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A- The one carrying a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Q- Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A- The one who can eat the last donut.
I was trying to get over my fear of public speaking at a nudist colony.
I just imagined everyone with their clothes on.
A large hole appeared on the fence of the nudist camp...
...The police are looking into it.
Communist Nudists
These two guys were sitting outside at a nudist colony. After talking for a while, they discovered they were both believers in Communism.
The first one said to the other
"You seem very familiar with this. Have you read Marx?"
To which the second replied, "Yes, and I think it's from sitting in these wicker chairs!"
Did you hear that someone put a hole in the fence at the nudist beach?
Don't worry, the police are looking into it.
A hole appeared in the wall around the local nudist colony.
Police are looking into it.
A hole was discovered in the fence of a nudist community.
Police are looking into it.
How do find the blind man at the nudist colony?
It's not hard.
Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
A female nudist calls for a taxi
The taxi stops and the driver scans her from head to toe, with big bold eyes.
At this the nudist erupts: Haven't you seen a n**... girl before?
Driver : It's not about that, I'm just wondering where have you kept the money to pay me..
Who is the most popular guy in the nudist colony?
The one that can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts at the same time.
The most popular woman?
The one that can eat the 12th doughnut.
I vacationed at a nudist colony this past summer...
the first few days were the hardest.
How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?
It ain't hard.
There's a nudist convention in my town next weekend
I might go if I've got nothing on
For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, "I'm a nudist."
I haven't worn it yet.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard.
A nudist woman walks into a bar
And tells the bartender "one beer please"
The bartender just looks at her from head to toes. "What? Haven't you ever seen a n**... woman?" --
"Oh yeah many times"--
"Well, why do you keep staring at me then?"--
"I'm just wondering where you keep your money to pay for the beer"
Two nudist socialists are sitting on a porch.
The first one asks, "Have you read Marx?"
The second one replies, "Yes, I think it's these wicker chairs."
Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?
The one who can carry two cups of coffee and nine donuts.
Who's the most popular lady in the nudist camp?
The one who can eat the last donut.
A friend of mine jointed a nudist camp last week
he said the first day was the hardest.
There is a nudist convention happening in my town
I might go if I have nothing on.
A hole was found in a nudist camp wall
The police are now looking into it.
How do you know who the most popular man at a nudist colony is?
The one that can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts
How to tell who the most popular woman is?
The one that can eat the last donut
A family is on a nudist beach for the first time
**The kid asks his dad:** "Why do some guys have a small one and others a big one?"
**His dad:** "Well you see, the less you have down there, the more you have in your head. The more you have down there, the less you have in your head.
***15 minutes pass***
**Kid:** Look dad! The more that guy is looking at mom, the dumber he gets!
How do you find a blind guy in a nudist colony?
it isn't hard.
Logic
Three professors visit a nudist beach, and s**... off. After some time they notice the Dean and his wife approaching. Two of the professors immediately cover their private parts with towels, but the professor of logic covers his face. When asked why, he says "My face is the way that I am usually recognised".
Did you hear about the hole in the nudist colony fence?
The police are looking into it.
I got an internship job at a nudist camp
I'm doing it for the exposure
I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest.
Joey moves to a nudist colony
Joey moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of him in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo.
He is extremely worried but then remembers that his grandmother's eyesight is poor and hopes that she doesn't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It reads
Dear Joey
Thank you for the picture. May I suggest that you get a haircut, your hair makes your nose look small.
Love Grandma
My dwarf friend was permanently banned from the nudist colony.
He kept sticking his nose in other people's business.
A man is lying on a nudist beach wearing only a hat covering his c**...
When all of a sudden a woman passes by who remarks, "If you were even the tiniest bit of a gentleman, you would lift and tip your hat to a lady."
He replies, "If you were even the tiniest bit of a s**... woman, the hat would lift by itself."
What do you call a s**... who is also a nudist?
Smokey the bare
What do nudists pack for vacation?
Just the bare necessities.
Who's the most popular man at the nudist beach?
The one who can carry two cups of coffee and six donuts.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Colony?
The first day was his hardest
How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?
It's not hard
What's the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring?
One is n**... in dye and the other died in new.
Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony?
The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.
Who is the most popular woman?
The one who can eat the last doughnut
Nudists must be careful around Team Rocket...
... because they're always trying to get a Pikachu.
Two nudist philosophers are sitting by the pool and one says, "Have you read Marx?
The other replies, "Yes, I believe it's from the cane chairs."
Two communists are sitting together at a nudist colony.
One turns to the other and asks Have you read Marx? The second replies yes, it's these d**... wicker chairs!
What do you call a campfire at a nudist camp?
A w**... roast.
How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp?
It's not hard
A hole was found in the local nudist colony's wall
Police are looking into it.
The local nudist colony has an New Years introductory offer
New members take 50% off
I recently joined a nudist colony
The first week was the hardest.
A hole has been discovered in the fence that surrounds a nudist camp.
Authorities are looking into it.
Why did the nudist visit the clothing store?
He heard that the clothes were 100% off.
I bought some fancy pens at a nudist art shop.
Felt tips?
No, but I cupped some b**....
Two history professors are visiting a nudist camp.
"Excuse me," says one to the other. "But have you read Marx?"
"Yes, the second replied. "I think it's these d**... wicker chairs."
Why aren't midgets allowed at nudist festivals?
They keep getting their noses in everyones' business.
I went to a nudist restaurant once.
Food was good but I didn't like the dressing.
Everyone had fun at the new nudist retreat this summer!
Now they're clothed for the winter.
How do you identify a blind man in a nudist beach?
It ain't hard.
Have you heard of the naked guy who insults people for not being devoted to Buddha?
Talk about the rudest nudist Buddhist
