Nucleus Jokes
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What did the Neutron say to the Proton in the nucleus?
"Thanks for letting me live here free of charge!"
How does a nucleus get out of prison?
Through the cell wall.
*Badum tss* :D
Chemistry joke
Proton and neutron were chilling in the nucleus one day, then proton asks neutron: Why you only hangout with me in here instead of electron?
Neutron replies: He was too negative to begin with.
How did the nucleus escape from prison?
Through the cell wall
Overheard in the nucleus…
Q: Are you sure you're a proton?
A: Yes, I'm positive.
What did the molecular biologist say to their SO who also happened to be a molecular biologist?
You need to stop thinking about nuclei and start thinking about nucleus
What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?
Up and atom!
What do you call a artistic atomic nucleus?
Quarky
How did the nucleus escape from prison?
Through the cell wall.
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