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Funniest Nuclear Powered Short Jokes

Short nuclear powered jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nuclear powered humour may include short nuclear power jokes also.

  1. A Soviet newspaper announces: "Last night, the Chernobyl nuclear Power Station fulfilled the Five Year Plan for heat energy generation..."
    "...in four microseconds."
  2. What's the difference between a nuclear power plant and your mom? I wouldn't enter a nuclear power plant without protection.
  3. I set up a small nuclear power plant in my garage. It was running well until I got busted by a fish and game warden of all people. He gave me a fat ticket for not having a fission license.
  4. South American families are a real threat to American national security... They draw their power from nuclear families. That's why the president is disarming them at the border.
  5. How powerful are the Arktika's two nuclear reactors? I don't know, but it's enough to break the ice...

    *Hi I'm \_Boonie\_*
  6. Why do nuclear power opponents always keep the lights on? They want to be the first to know they've made a change.
  7. Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.

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Nuclear Powered One Liners

Which nuclear powered one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nuclear powered? I can suggest the ones about nuclear and nuclear reactor.

  1. What is the only meal served in nuclear power stations? Fission chips.
  2. I recently opened up a nuclear powered restaurant. It's called fission chips.
  3. What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile
  4. What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!
  5. Where do hippies get all their flower power? From a nuclear plant
  6. Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer
  7. Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
  8. Why does Homer Simpson work at the Nuclear Power Plant? So he can bring home the D'oh!
  9. What's more powerful than a North Korean nuclear bomb? Ford Fiesta.
  10. What do you call a black man that works at a nuclear power plant? A Niglow
  11. EA is like a Nuclear Power plant
  12. I took a tour of a nuclear power plant yesterday It was pretty rad.
  13. How will an IT guy fix a lamp? He'll restart the nuclear power plant
  14. What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant? This guy

Delightful Fun Nuclear Powered Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about nuclear powered you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nuclear engineering jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nuclear powered pranks.

A grandson asks his grandfather: "Grandpa, is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant?"

"Yes, there was"
answers the Grandpa and patted the grandson's head.
"Grandpa, is it true that it had absolutely no consequences?"
"Yes, absolutely"
answered the Grandpa, and patted the grandson's other head.

Two Aliens meet at a Bar in Deep Space

Two Aliens meet in a bar in deep space.
**First Alien:** On my way here I passed a beautiful blue world, 2/3 covered by water, The dominant race have discovered Satellite technology and Harnessed the power of nuclear weapons for defense.
**Second Alien:** Interesting, so it looks like we have an emerging intelligence in the Galaxy.
**First Alien:** That is what i thought but then I realized they pointed them at themselves.

After joining the submarine forces of the Navy, I was guaranteed that I would be stationed on a nuclear-powered submarine by an Admiral.

Unfortunately, when I received my order I found out that my post would be a navigator on a Diesel-powered sub with no nuclear capability.
When I approached my command to complain, I was told that this happened all the time and would soon sort itself out - a moderator would soon move my post to the correct sub.

A Russian boy walks up to his grandfather...

"Grandpa, is it true that there was a nuclear disaster at the Chernobyl Power Plant?" he says. "Yes, there was." replied the Grandfather, patting the boy's head.
The boy then says "And is it true that there were absolutely no consequences of it whatsoever?". The Grandpa says "Yep. None at all." and pats the boy's second head

A smart guy and a fast guy walk into a bar.

The bartender asks: "Is it better to be smarter or fast?"
The fast guy says, "Fast because if you are working at a nuclear power plant and there is an accident, you can run away."
The smart guy says, "It's better to be smart because then you wouldn't be working at a nuclear power plant."

Did you hear about the guy at the gun store who got fired?

He went ballistic.
Did you hear about the apartment building that got blown up? There were roomers everywhere.
Bob: Do you know why my pool exploded?
Joe: Na.
Did you hear about the power plant employee that went on a shooting spree? People say he went melted down and went nuclear.

Lets talk.

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old g**... an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?"