Nuclear Bomb Jokes

Funniest Nuclear Bomb Short Jokes

Short nuclear bomb jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nuclear bomb humour may include short atomic bomb jokes also.

1. Get to the bunker, a nuclear bomb is dropping "You can't force me in a bunker, I am an American, I have rights"
2. I don't know why North Korea needs a nuclear bomb... ...their weather machine seems to be working just fine
3. What did the Big Boy atomic bomb say to the Nuclear Bomb when they met? Nuke, I am your father.
4. Did you hear about the failed Canadian plot to bomb Mexico with a nuclear missile? It went south fast.
5. The US military would be really disappointed when it sits down to brainstorm a name for the nuclear bomb to be dropped on Kim Jong-un and realises that Fatman is already taken.
6. Why would a Hipster hate a Nuclear War? Because when the bombs detonate, dying would become too mainstream.
7. Breaking News! Breaking News! Russia has just dropped a nuclear bomb on Ethiopia.
   1 million died in the blast and 2 million died running after the mushroom.
8. "What are you doing there?"
   "I'm making something."
   "What are you making?"
   "A bomb."
   "Can I help?"
   "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
9. What's the greatest invention to come from the development of the nuclear bomb? Rice Krispies
10. My history teacher told us that if a nuclear bomb was closely approaching, being flexible would be very helpful. It's so that you can bend your body and kiss your a**... goodbye.

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Nuclear Bomb One Liners

Which nuclear bomb one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nuclear bomb? I can suggest the ones about nuclear weapons and nuclear missiles.

1. Do you know why Oppenheimer bombed in japan? They had already seen it
2. What do you call a Mosque in Asia A North Korean Nuclear Bomb Test Site
3. What do you call a cow with a nuclear bomb? An udderless disaster
4. What kind of man is needed to nuclear bomb Japan twice? A true man
5. How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...? ...WMD40.
6. Never take a nuclear bomb to church. That could become a critical mass.
7. What's more powerful than a North Korean nuclear bomb? Ford Fiesta.
8. Nuclear bombs are like plastic bags. Don't use them.
9. What do Germans put in their nuclear bombs? Geranium
10. What do you call the accidental nuclear b**... of a furniture plant? Chairnobyl.

Uproarious Nuclear Bomb Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about nuclear bomb you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nukes jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nuclear bomb pranks.