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  1. I'm surprised we haven't heard a peep out of the NRA over the whole Disney/Guardians of the Galaxy thing Usually they are hellbent on defending anything involving a Gunn.
  2. If the NRA had its way, there would be no more Walmart stores... ...but there'd be Targets everywhere.
  3. Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh? Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
  4. Why don't Republican politicians introduce stricter gun control bills? Because it's easier for the NRA to write no changes. on the memo line of their donation cheques.
  5. The NRA showed Trump and Obama the newest NRA advertisement and asked what they thought. At the same time, Trump and Obama sternly said... "Stick to your guns."
  6. The NRA asked what Jesus's favorite gun would be, and I said "a nail gun." I don't know why they got so offended. Jesus was a carpenter.
  7. What's the difference between an NRA member and an Anti-Vaxxer? The anti-vaxxer doesn't want children to get shot in school.
  8. What did the NRA say about the shooting in the club last night? Thots and Players
  9. What's the difference between the NRA and ISIS? One of them is a mob of crazed, gun-toting psychotics roving around in surplus American military gear, and the other is the NRA.
  10. Why does U.S. have so many mass shootings? Because; they are, NRA's "target" demographic.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these nra jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of nra puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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  1. This is such a horrible time for the NRA First schools are closed, and now this.
  2. ISIS has a new plan for eliminating Americans. They donate to the NRA.
  3. How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb? A: More guns.
  4. Why do NRA members wear sleeveless shirts? Because they have a right to bare arms!
  5. Why was the NRA presentation not well received? It had too many bullet points.
  6. NRA filing for bankruptcy? I thought they were loaded!
  7. Why did the NRA file for bankruptcy? Because classes are being taught virtually
  8. How does the NRA stop a child from drowning? They shoot them before they hit the water.
  9. Papa John's apparently got bought by the NRA Now it's called Papa Cap
  10. Why did Spider-Man join the NRA? Because he always sticks to his guns.
  11. Which book does a handicap and the NRA hate the most? A Farewell to arms
  12. I hit on this girl at an NRA convention... I got shot down
  13. What do the Italians call the NRA? Prosciutto
  14. Who has the most annoying fans? The NRA.
  15. How do you get ahead in the NRA? Shoot for the top.

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Jesus's favorite gun

My uncle is a member of the NRA. He came over for the Christmas dinner wearing a shirt with Jesus on it. I noticed his shirt and complimented it.
He then took his jacket off and showed me the back. On it, Jesus was holding a PK in one hand and an AK-47 on the other. Above it was text that reads "What would Jesus shoot?" That question was a no brainer. I answered "a nail gun."
I don't know why he got mad. Jesus was a carpenter.

Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-a**... neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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