Nozzle Jokes
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Fun-Filled Nozzle Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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A woman was pumping her gas on an extremely hot day.
As she pulled the nozzle from her car, some splashed on her arm and a random spark ignited the gas. As her arm was burning, she called for help to have someone try to quell the flame before it grew too high. To her luck, a couple police officers walked out from inside the gas station and immediately walked over to her.
As she pleaded for help, they approached her and immediately arrested her for unlawfully waving a firearm.
I saw a woman once
Who was smoking a cigarette at a gas station while she filled her car. She pulled out the nozzle and gas shot everywhere and her arm was immediately engulfed in flames. She starts waving it around and a cop saw it and shot her dead. She was waving an i**... fire arm.
Have you ever heard of a Fire Distinguisher?
You point the nozzle at the fire and it says
"Yup, That's Fire."
Did you hear about the ex-p**... star who got fired from the gas station?
Every time he got close to filling the tank, he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gasoline all over the car.
Saw this one on the gas nozzle at my petrol station today...
*What did the Termite say when he walked into the bar?*
"Is the bar tender here?"
A man went to a gas station
To pump up his car, but as he went to do so, the nozzle set his arm on fire. He then got back into his car and headed for the hospital. As he was on the highway, he was waving his burning arm out of the window, but was seen by a cop. The cop then pulled him over and promptly arrested him for possession of a firearm.
I saw Ron Jeremy at a gas station
I wasn't sure it was him at first. However, as he finished pumping, he pulled the nozzle out and sprayed gasoline all over the trunk.
Why did the Pornstar get fired from his job at the gas station?
Because every time the tank was almost full he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gas all over the car.
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