November Jokes

159 november jokes and hilarious november puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about november that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Welcome to November! Enjoy some laughs with this collection of funny jokes ideal for the season. From November 1st festivities, to the upcoming elections in Ontario and more, there's something for everyone. Find out what perfect November LOLs can brighten your day.

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Best Short November Jokes

Short november puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The november humour may include short no shave november jokes also.

  1. I hate that September, October, November, and December are somehow the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th months of the calendar year Whoever messed that up ought to be stabbed
  2. What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.
  3. How is Donald Trump like a jack-o-lantern? They are both orange, round and should be thrown out in early November.
  4. What is the most common question the Finnish detective asks a suspect? "What were you doing the night between November and May?"
  5. What is the most common question the Finnish detective asks a suspect? "What were you doing the night between November and May?"
    I'll see myself out.
  6. My childhood crush and I are finally getting married this year! Me in august, and her in November.
  7. Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
  8. On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.
  9. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
  10. How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.
November joke, How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about november can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of november puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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November One Liners

Which november one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with november? I can suggest the ones about august and march.

  1. Man, if you thought No nut November was bad... Wait until No Net December.
  2. What's worse than no nut November? No net December.
    Defend net neutrality.
  3. I am really glad that No Nut November is over. A whole month without cashews was rough.
  4. First we had No Nut November.... Now we have No Net December.
  5. What is squirrels's least favourite month? November
  6. Who will survive no nut november the longest? The people with a severe nut allergy
  7. Why did the squirrel fall dead from the tree? Because it's No Nut November.
  8. Santa most definitely passed No Nut November He only comes in December.
  9. What is a squirrels least favorite time of year? No Nut November….
  10. I was thinking about shaving my mustache when November ended But it's growing on me.
  11. I said hi to a feminist today. The court case is decided for November 8th.
  12. Who are the Minnesota Vikings' toughest opponents? November and December.
  13. October is Octover November is Nowvember.
    December is Desoonber.
  14. No Nut November Isn't hard
  15. I took my dog to get neutered. He pretty much won No Nut November.

No Shave November Jokes

Here is a list of funny no shave november jokes and even better no shave november puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? It's grown on me.
  • Now that No Shave November is over, I don't really want to shave off my beard It's growing on me
  • I'm keeping my beard after No-Shave November. It's really starting to grow on me.
  • In light of Movember... Now that November has drawn to a close, a lot of my friends told me it was finally time to get rid of my 'awful' mustache.
    I told them, that goes without shaving!
  • You could really tell that the us government was tired of no shave November. As soon a December 1st hit, Bush was gone
  • The US government took No Shave November quite seriously As soon as the calendar hit December 1st, Bush was gone.
  • You know the government does no shave November When December hit bush was gone
  • When I started no shave November I thought I would be excited to shave again in December, but now I don't want to cut my beard at all. I think it's grown on me.
  • I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!
  • I used to always do No Shave November At least until I started growing f**... hair.

November 5th Jokes

Here is a list of funny november 5th jokes and even better november 5th puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day.
    Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
  • Remember, remember the 5th of November. Because if I don't, my wife is gonna kill me for forgetting two anniversaries in a row.
  • How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
    Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
  • How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th?
    Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the paper work.

November 11th Jokes

Here is a list of funny november 11th jokes and even better november 11th puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Court Hearing in Helsinki The judge questions the culprit:
    "Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?"
  • On November 11th 1918, a peace of people was made thinner than a piece of paper.

November 1st Jokes

Here is a list of funny november 1st jokes and even better november 1st puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call the 1st of November? Octover

November Kid Jokes

Here is a list of funny november kid jokes and even better november kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I fed this kid peanut and he almost died. I guess some people take No Nut November way too seriously.
  • No-Nut November? That's called being married, kid.
November joke, No-Nut November?

Fun-Filled November Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about november you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean voters jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make november prank.

Q: What's a t**...'s favorite day in November?
A: Bomb fire night.

You may have heard of No Nut November

But after I came twice in April what I'm really hoping for is a No Fetus February

No Nut November was pretty tough

Now I can finally eat nuts again, thank god I had m**... to keep my mind off of the sweet little b**....

Little known fact, you can actually nut during No Nut November

You just can't let anyone cashew

I don't support no nut November

I mean, what else will squirrels store for the winter?

Guys I failed No Nut November

I watched Shrek this morning

Why is it difficult to follow no nut November ?

Well, it gets increasingly 'hard' as the days pass by.

Hey, you guys gonna do No-Nut-November?

I know I am, I'm sure it won't be that hard.

Having too much s**... can cause memory loss

I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19pm

Comedy Central Comedian coming to Taft Ca's Oasis Bar November 14th

John F. Kennedy was feeling down one November afternoon.

He decided to go on a ride to clear his head.

I really don't understand why people tell 9/11 jokes.

What happened on the ninth of November?

If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?

November thirst.

Green Day released a new politically fuelled single today called "Wake Me Up When November Ends"


What do Donald Trump and the milk in my fridge have in common?

It better get thrown out by November 8 or else I'm going to get violently sick.

What is the spookiest day of the year?

November 8th.

Donald Trump is like a Halloween pumpkin...

Orange, full of slime, evil grin, and thrown out in early November.

I personally think that Halloween should be moved

To November 8 (it'll be more scary)

Dont forget to watch the season finale in November....

The season finale of America comes out in November!!

Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi,

but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November.

You know a good stock to invest in right now?

Clorox Bleach. The stock will be blooming come November 8th.

Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history?

Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.

"Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."

Which November holiday is a w**... s**...'s favorite?


How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin?

They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November.

Wake me up...

When November 2020 ends.

I'm devastated that I won't be able to celebrate my birthday this March

I was born in November

Experts are now saying that Hurricane Harvey...

is the worst disaster to hit the United States since last November!

What do Trump and a Jack-o-Lantern have in common?

Both are hollow, orange, and need to be thrown out by early November.

What do pumpkins and Donald Trump have in common?

They're both orange and need to be thrown out in early November.

No Shave November

At first I didn't like the f**... hair I had.
But as I waited I started to like the beard more and more.
One might say its...
Growing on me.

A squirrel ran up and offered me a nut

Thank god Novembers over

Let's talk about what you did on No Nut November

Did you guys beat it?

If you can read this...

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I was warned in November 2016...

People warned me, that if I voted for Hillary Clinton it would be the end of civility and truthfulness in the US as we know it, the deficit would skyrocket, and there would be never ending investigations of the president.
Well, I voted for Hillary and that was what happened!

If we arrested all of the US' Corrupt Politicians...

We wouldn't have anyone to vote for in November.

You simply cannot trust quotes found on the internet.

—Abraham Lincoln, November 19, 1863.

What do you call an older woman who was born around late November and early December?


What similarities does Trump share with the Halloween Pumpkin?

Other than the obvious, both are orange...
1) They are hollow inside and...
2) ..should be thrown out in November!

I've spent the whole month thinking of a joke about halloween and b**... but not once did it come

so i decided to do a somewhat forced and unfunny joke about no nut november.

What is an anaphylaxis' favorite month.

No Nut November!!!!

'No Nut November' was going pretty good for me until

someone played 'Beat it' by Michael Jackson.

I have the ability to rewind time!

Specifically, an hour on November 4th.

Why are all the squirrels dying?

Because it's no nut November

In honor of No Nut November: Why is s**... considered a misdemeanor?

Because de more you miss de meaner you get.

Why can't you beat No Nut November?

Cuz if you beat it you lose.

What's something you lose when you beat it?

No Nut November.

I was surprised to fail No Nut November this early and with a broken hand too.

It's just hard to grip.

What are you doing after November?

Nuttin' much.

Lost No Nut November....

Still beat though

This November 11 we shall remember the countless lives that were ruined all those years ago...

By Skyrim.

You know who hates No Nut November?


November joke, You know who hates No Nut November?

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