November Jokes

Funniest November Short Jokes

Short november jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The november humour may include short no shave november jokes also.

1. What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.
2. What is the most common question the Finnish detective asks a suspect? "What were you doing the night between November and May?"
3. My childhood crush and I are finally getting married this year! Me in august, and her in November.
4. Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
5. On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ... ... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.
6. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
7. If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst.
8. I'm devastated that I won't be able to celebrate my birthday this March I was born in November
9. I fed this kid peanut and he almost died. I guess some people take No Nut November way too seriously.
10. I've already failed No Nut November I failed the first time at 1:37am, and the second time at 1:11am.

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November One Liners

Which november one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with november? I can suggest the ones about august and march.

1. Man, if you thought No nut November was bad... Wait until No Net December.
2. What's worse than no nut November? No net December.
   Defend net neutrality.
3. I am really glad that No Nut November is over. A whole month without cashews was rough.
4. First we had No Nut November.... Now we have No Net December.
5. What is squirrels's least favourite month? November
6. Who will survive no nut november the longest? The people with a severe nut allergy
7. Why did the squirrel fall dead from the tree? Because it's No Nut November.
8. Santa most definitely passed No Nut November He only comes in December.
9. What is a squirrels least favorite time of year? No Nut November….
10. Who are the Minnesota Vikings' toughest opponents? November and December.
11. October is Octover November is Nowvember.
    December is Desoonber.
12. No Nut November Isn't hard
13. I took my dog to get neutered. He pretty much won No Nut November.
14. I'm keeping my beard after No-Shave November. It's really starting to grow on me.
15. Wake me up... When November 2020 ends.

No Shave November Jokes

Here is a list of funny no shave november jokes and even better no shave november puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say? It's grown on me.
• Now that No Shave November is over, I don't really want to shave off my beard It's growing on me
• In light of Movember... Now that November has drawn to a close, a lot of my friends told me it was finally time to get rid of my 'awful' mustache.
  I told them, that goes without shaving!
• You could really tell that the us government was tired of no shave November. As soon a December 1st hit, Bush was gone
• The US government took No Shave November quite seriously As soon as the calendar hit December 1st, Bush was gone.
• You know the government does no shave November When December hit bush was gone
• When I started no shave November I thought I would be excited to shave again in December, but now I don't want to cut my beard at all. I think it's grown on me.
• I only complimented coz of no shave november Not sure why she got mad!

November 5th Jokes

Here is a list of funny november 5th jokes and even better november 5th puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day.
  Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
• How many Microsoft programmers does it take to start the November 5th bonfire?
  Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
• How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th?
  Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the paper work.

November 9th Jokes

Here is a list of funny november 9th jokes and even better november 9th puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president
• Why do Americans make such a fuss about 9/11 anyway? What actually happened on the 9th of November?

November 1st Jokes

Here is a list of funny november 1st jokes and even better november 1st puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call the 1st of November? Octover

November Kid Jokes

Here is a list of funny november kid jokes and even better november kid puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• No-Nut November? That's called being married, kid.

Fun-Filled November Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about november you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean voters jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make november pranks.