The Best 55 November Jokes

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You may have heard of No Nut November

But after I came twice in April what I'm really hoping for is a No Fetus February

No Nut November was pretty tough

Now I can finally eat nuts again, thank God I had masturbation to keep my mind off of the sweet little bastards.

Little known fact, you can actually nut during No Nut November

You just can't let anyone cashew

November joke, Little known fact, you can actually nut during No Nut November

I fed this kid peanut and he almost died.

I guess some people take No Nut November way too seriously.

Why is it difficult to follow no nut November ?

Well, it gets increasingly 'hard' as the days pass by.


Why did the squirrel fall dead from the tree?

Because it's No Nut November.

Who will survive no nut november the longest?

The people with a severe nut allergy

November joke, Who will survive no nut november the longest?

Having too much sex can cause memory loss

I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19pm

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day?

November thirst.

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Green Day released a new politically fuelled single today called "Wake Me Up When November Ends"

T___T

What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common?

They're orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be tossed out in early November.

What do Donald Trump and the milk in my fridge have in common?

It better get thrown out by November 8 or else I'm going to get violently sick.

On Sunday November 6th, USA will move an hour back ...

... and on Tuesday November 8th, we move back half a century.

Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.

"Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."

November joke, Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th.

I used to always do No Shave November

At least until I started growing facial hair.

Stopped shaving for November, at first I hated the mustache, but what can I say?

It's grown on me.

Which November holiday is a weed smoker's favorite?

Danksgiving.


How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin?

They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November.

I'm devastated that I won't be able to celebrate my birthday this March

I was born in November

My childhood crush and I are finally getting married this year!

Me in August, and her in November.

Who are the Minnesota Vikings' toughest opponents?

November and December.

Experts are now saying that Hurricane Harvey...

is the worst disaster to hit the United States since last November!

I said hi to a feminist today.

The court case is decided for November 8th.

What do Trump and a Jack-o-Lantern have in common?

Both are hollow, orange, and need to be thrown out by early November.

What do pumpkins and Donald Trump have in common?

They're both orange and need to be thrown out in early November.

What's worse than no nut November?

No net December.
Defend net neutrality.

I am really glad that No Nut November is over.

A whole month without cashews was rough.

Now that No Shave November is over, I don't really want to shave off my beard

It's growing on me

Man, if you thought No Nut November was bad...

Wait until No Net December.

First we had No Nut November....

Now we have No Net December.

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Court Hearing in Helsinki

The judge questions the culprit:
"Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?"

I was warned in November 2016...

People warned me, that if I voted for Hillary Clinton it would be the end of civility and truthfulness in the US as we know it, the deficit would skyrocket, and there would be never ending investigations of the president.

Well, I voted for Hillary and that was what happened!

If we arrested all of the US' Corrupt Politicians...

We wouldn't have anyone to vote for in November.

You simply cannot trust quotes found on the internet.

β€”Abraham Lincoln, November 19, 1863.

Why is the most powerful man in America scowling more since November?

He can't help it, winters are cold in Russia.

My wife said we should spice up our love life

What do you mean? I asked.

She said let's do a bit of role playing. I'll be the doctor and you be the patient .

Alright... I went with it, How are you, doctor?

We have no appointments till November. Goodbye .

Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Ronald Reagan this November.

Oh sorry, I meant Joe Biden knows in his heart that he is the only one who can truly defeat Joe Biden this November.

How is Donald Trump like a jack-o-lantern?

They are both orange, round and should be thrown out in early November.

What do Donald Trump and a Halloween Pumpkin have in common?

They're both orange, full of crap and should be thrown out in November.

Did you know too much sex can cause memory loss

I read that in a medical journal on page 34 at 3:23 pm last year on Wednesday November the 7th.

I am not turning my clocks back in November.

I am not giving 2020 an extra hour's worth of damage.

A little son asks his father what a communism is...

...and the father starts explaining:

"Well, son, once upon a time there was this man named Lenin, except his real name was Uljanov. He had a friend named Stalin, except he wasn't his friend and his name was Dzugashvili. They started the October revolution, except it wasn't a revolution, it was a coup, and it wasn't in october, it was in november..."

"Jesus, dad, what a mess!" proclaims the son.

"Son, now you understand communism!"

How are Donald Trump and a jack o' lantern alike?

They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and should be thrown out the first week of November.

The CDC recommends that funeral gatherings be limited to 30 people and holiday gatherings be limited to 6 people.

Funeral proceedings for Gobbles the turkey will be held on November 26th and again on December 25th. Please bring beer to celebrate his life.

What is squirrels's least favourite month?

November

I've already failed No Nut November

I failed the first time at 1:37am, and the second time at 1:11am.

No Nut November is gonna be super easy this year.

I decided to stop eating nuts altogether. It was cutting into my masturbation time too much.

I don't get what's so hard about No Nut November

It's the 3rd day and I haven't eaten any nuts yet. I just distract myself by constantly masturbating all day.

Why is No Nut November so goddamn boring?

It is probably the most anticlimactic month

I was thinking about shaving my mustache when November ended

But it's growing on me.

Santa most definitely passed No Nut November

He only comes in December.

So, I had a commanding officer from Australia

Of course I used this fact to make stereotypical jokes and stuff.
He seemed rather calm towards it.
But two weeks later I realised I'm only one who was transfered between different squads.
And they were:
Charlie;
Uniform;
November;
Tango.

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