november Jokes

funny jokes and hilarious november stories

What are the best november puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about November? Well here is a complete list of the top november jokes:

No Nut November was pretty tough

Now I can finally eat nuts again, thank God I had masturbation to keep my mind off of the sweet little bastards.

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I fed this kid peanut and he almost died.

I guess some people take No Nut November way too seriously.

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Little known fact, you can actually nut during No Nut November

You just can't let anyone cashew

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Who will survive no nut november the longest?

The people with a severe nut allergy

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Having too much sex can cause memory loss

I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19pm

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Why is it difficult to follow no nut November ?

Well, it gets increasingly 'hard' as the days pass by.

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Why did the squirrel fall dead from the tree?

Because it's No Nut November.

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There are Twelve Days of Christmas....

....and not a single one of them is in fucking November.

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Yesterday I failed No Nut November

I guess I should have seen it cumming.

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You may have heard of No Nut November

But after I came twice in April what I'm really hoping for is a No Fetus February

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Guys I failed No Nut November

I watched Shrek this morning

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Silly Saturday - Time for Fun and Laughs - November 2, 2013

See the post for all the clean funny laughs

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I don't support no nut November

I mean, what else will squirrels store for the winter?

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My Uncle burned his book even though it was good.

Oh right, it was November.

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"I need this trip to Dallas like I need a hole in the head." -President John F. Kennedy, November 21, 1963

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Santa's Reindeer

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost!!!

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What do the Germans call November?

Neinvember

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CONCLUSION

You've red some of the best november jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 17 puns about november. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise your chidlren not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty november gags to your kids. So please respect and be a good joking daddy !

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