nova Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious nova puns

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.

Two American tourists were driving through Nova Scotia.
As they were approaching Shubenacadde (shoe-been-ack-id-dee), they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are... ver-r-ry slo-o-owly?"

The waitress leaned over the counter and says, "Tiiimmmmm Hoorrrrttooonnns"


My favorite Newfie joke

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

There was a Nova Scotian, a Prince Edward Islander and a Newfie who were running from the cops. So they go down this side street and see three potato sacks and decide to hide in them. The police come along and think there's something suspicious so they kick the first bag. The Nova Scotian's in there and he says "Meow!" and the cops think 'Oh, it's just an alley cat,' and keep on going. They kick the next bag and the Prince Edward Islander in there says "Woof!" so they think 'Oh, it's just a stray dog.' So then they kick the bag with the Newfie in it and he says "PO-TA-TO!" 


Nova seems to be a pretty popular Hispanic surname...

For me, since I speak English, that name would be a no-go


Neil deGrasse Tyson will no longer be hosting NOVA.

Looks like they had to cut deGrasse.


What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date?

I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic.


What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!


Do you know what happens when...

... You get Grav Lox, Smoked Lox, and Nova Scotia Lox together?

You get combination lox!

... via my Dad just now.


Where does a Jewish protostar go on vacation?

Nova Scotia


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How does Nova shave her legs?

She uses Archon's razor.


What are the most funny Nova jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Nova? Well, here are the best Nova dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Nova pick up lines to share with friends.


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