Nourished Jokes
7 nourished jokes and hilarious nourished puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nourished that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Nourished Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Little Timmy goes to a farm with his school
The farmer there was talking about how manure helps the plants by nourishing the soil. Timmy immediately asks the teacher to call his mother. When the teacher asked why, He said
"I heard mom saying she got a lot of s**... on her hands right now".
Watson, Sherlock Holmes's faithful assistant, asked, "What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?"
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
My pet cactus died
I am literally less nourishing than a desert.
(Not my original joke)
Why were corn flakes invented joke
John Harvey Kellogg believed s**... desires caused disease and invented the plain cereal to stop self-pleasuring.
P.S.
Corn Flakes were not invented as an anti-masturbatory aid, despite a popular rumour which has surfaced online. Corn Flakes were developed to provide nourishment to patients at the Kellogg sanitarium in Michigan.
Why was the mal-nourished druid obsessed with planting saplings?
Their doctor told them they needed more new treants.
What starts with N and is inappropriate to call a black person?
Nourished
Life Support
After the birth of their first child Tom and Sarah decided it was time to write a will and get their affairs in order. They went to a lawyer and outlined for him their ideas about how their estate should be handled.
The lawyer then asked them questions about what medical means should be employed should they become severely injured.
Tom spoke up, "I don't want my life regulated by some machine. I just can't stand the idea of receiving my nourishment from a bottle."
Sarah took Tom's words to heart. When they got home, she cut the TV cord and dumped out all of Tom's beer.
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