Noun Jokes

Funniest Noun Short Jokes

Short noun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The noun humour may include short plural jokes also.

1. I just did one of those "what noun are you" quizzes... and I got "pedantic", which is an adjective.
2. Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc. Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer
3. Cation Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on]
   -Noun Chemistry
   1.An ion with paws-tive charge.
   2.The cutest ion ever.
4. The meaning of the word "Poor" Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money
5. Why is Oedipus bad at Latin? He conjugated where he should have declined.
   >!Latin verbs have conjugations and latin nouns have declinsions.!<
6. A verb walks up to a noun in a bar -- Hey, babe, wanna go back to my place and conjugate?
   -- I decline
7. "Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies." "That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."
8. American Exceptionalism Noun. When every country in the world decides to do something good, *except America*
9. During shelter in place, I realize that I miss people, place, and things. So nouns. I essentially miss nouns.
10. Jokes 1. Something said in the pursuit of laughter.
    2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after.
    3. A noun you expect
    commands no respect.
    Root word "jocus". This limerick: disaster.

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Noun One Liners

Which noun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with noun? I can suggest the ones about verb and anon.

1. A verb, a preposition, an article, and a noun Walk into a bar
2. Politician (noun): Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
3. What is the collective noun for a group of depressives? A melancolony
4. I like to help blind people. The verb, not the noun.
5. What is the collective noun for children? A migraine.
6. What's the collective noun for sneezes? A choo.
7. can·ni·bal ˈkanəb(ə)l/ noun Someone that is fed up with people
8. Canadian Defenition Canadian (noun):
   An unarmed american with health insurance
9. What do you call a professional person, place, or thing? A pro-noun
10. What are you called if you are paid to be a thing? A pro-noun!
11. What English word can be both a noun and verb at the same time? Verb
12. What happened to the tasty noun? Verbatim.
13. Rob Gronkowski is a noun And a verb
14. Disillusion [noun] When you think you were insulted by a magician, but you're not sure.
15. What's the collective noun for a group of bloodsucking parasites? A Senate.

Collective Noun Jokes

Here is a list of funny collective noun jokes and even better collective noun puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the collective noun for gay priests? Priests.
• What is the collective noun for a group of white girls? A canteven.

Humorous Noun Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about noun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean singular jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make noun pranks.