Noun Jokes

51 noun jokes and hilarious noun puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about noun that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh out loud with this collection of jokes about nouns! Learn about the different types of nouns, collectively, and their plural forms, as well as their etymology and pronunciation. Find out how to use nouns as verbs too.

Funniest Noun Short Jokes

Short noun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The noun humour may include short plural jokes also.

  1. I just did one of those "what noun are you" quizzes... and I got "pedantic", which is an adjective.
  2. Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? *noun
    the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.*
  3. Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc. Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer
  4. Cation Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on]
    -Noun Chemistry
    1.An ion with paws-tive charge.
    2.The cutest ion ever.
  5. The meaning of the word "Poor" Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money
  6. Why is Oedipus bad at Latin? He conjugated where he should have declined.
    >!Latin verbs have conjugations and latin nouns have declinsions.!<
  7. A verb walks up to a noun in a bar -- Hey, babe, wanna go back to my place and conjugate?
    -- I decline
  8. "Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies." "That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."
  9. American Exceptionalism Noun. When every country in the world decides to do something good, *except America*
  10. During shelter in place, I realize that I miss people, place, and things. So nouns. I essentially miss nouns.

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Noun One Liners

Which noun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with noun? I can suggest the ones about verb and anon.

  1. A verb, a preposition, an article, and a noun Walk into a bar
  2. Politician (noun): Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
  3. What is the collective noun for a group of depressives? A melancolony
  4. I like to help blind people. The verb, not the noun.
  5. What is the collective noun for children? A migraine.
  6. What's the collective noun for sneezes? A choo.
  7. can·ni·bal ˈkanəb(ə)l/ noun Someone that is fed up with people
  8. What is the collective noun for three dyslexics? A riot.
  9. Canadian Defenition Canadian (noun):
    An unarmed american with health insurance
  10. Cannibal (definition): Noun: someone who is fed up with people.
  11. What do you call a professional person, place, or thing? A pro-noun
  12. What are you called if you are paid to be a thing? A pro-noun!
  13. What English word can be both a noun and verb at the same time? Verb
  14. What happened to the tasty noun? Verbatim.
  15. Rob Gronkowski is a noun And a verb

Collective Noun Jokes

Here is a list of funny collective noun jokes and even better collective noun puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the collective noun for a group of bloodsucking parasites? A Senate.
  • What's the collective noun for gay priests? Priests.
  • What is the collective noun for a group of white girls? A canteven.
Noun joke, What is the collective noun for a group of white girls?

Humorous Noun Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about noun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean singular jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make noun pranks.

Joke Factory: Why did the [NOUN] go to the [LOCATION]?

Give me a random NOUN and LOCATION using the above format, and I'll give you the punchline.
For example:
Why did the soldier go to the beach?He was caught in a sand-off and came back shell-shocked.
Ready? Go!

Can you explain the difference between a noun and a verb?

"h**..." is a noun meaning "something on the back of a camel"... unless that thing is another camel, in which case, it's a verb.
You're welcome.

I found the meaning of life!

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.

A tourist in Madrid

A tourist hires a guide to show him around Madrid. He tells the guide, "If you don't mind, I'm trying to learn Spanish, so if I say something wrong, please correct me." The guide agrees, and they set off walking.
A fly happens to buzz by, and the tourist says, "Look at the *mosco*!" The guide corrects him, "No, señor, the word you want is *mosca*, a feminine noun."
The tourist watches the fly carefully for a few moments. Then he turns back to the guide and says, "You must have fantastic eyesight!"

Appalachian Dictionary

v**...: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother.

Another google meme...

Me: what is the meaning of life?

1. 1.the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death."the origins of life"
2. 2.the existence of an individual human being or animal."a disaster that claimed the lives of 266 Americans"


(noun) : people you either plan to m**... or plan a m**... with. There's no middle ground.

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun :

A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.


1. Something said in the pursuit of laughter.
2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after.
3. A noun you expect
commands no respect.
Root word "jocus". This limerick: disaster.

Trump is a contronym

The verb "to trump" means to be better than
And the noun "trump" means an awful president

Mother: (noun) 1.One person who does the work of 20. For free

Happy mothers day all Mommy's out there ! :)

A verb tried to pick up a noun at the club...

He wanted to conjugate, but she had to decline.
Probably all for the best. She was right up against her period.

Noun joke, A verb tried to pick up a noun at the club...

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