The Best 38 Noun Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Noun jokes. There are some noun preposition jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these noun synonym puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Noun Jokes and Puns
Appalachian Dictionary
Virgin: (noun) - A 12 year old girl that can run faster than her brother.
I just did one of those "what noun are you" quizzes...
and I got "pedantic", which is an adjective.
A verb tried to pick up a noun at the club...
He wanted to conjugate, but she had to decline.
Probably all for the best. She was right up against her period.
Jokes
1. Something said in the pursuit of laughter.
2. A short tale with an end worth laughs after.
3. A noun you expect
commands no respect.
Root word "jocus". This limerick: disaster.
Cation
Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on]
-Noun Chemistry
1.An ion with paws-tive charge.
2.The cutest ion ever.
What happened to the tasty noun?
Verbatim.
What is the collective noun for children?
A migraine.
The word "Jack" in the phrase "Jack In The Box" is open for interpretation.
It can be understood as a noun or a verb. If it's the latter, I don't want to eat there anymore.
The meaning of the word "Poor"
Poor (noun) = When you have too much month at the end of your money
Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?
*noun
the view or theory that the self is all that can be known to exist.*
What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?
Grant.
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Canadian Defenition
Canadian (noun):
An unarmed american with health insurance
I found the meaning of life!
noun
the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
Sar-Chasm
(noun) When you're joking, but everyone thinks you're being serious, you've fallen into the sar-chasm.
What is the collective noun for a group of depressives?
A melancolony
What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?
A riot.
Politician (noun):
Someone who will lay down your life for his country.
canΒ·niΒ·bal ΛkanΙb(Ι)l/ noun
Someone that is fed up with people
**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun :
A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.
I like to help blind people.
The verb, not the noun.
Disillusion [noun]
When you think you were insulted by a magician, but you're not sure.
American Exceptionalism
Noun. When every country in the world decides to do something good, *except America*
Mild NSFW Whats the collective noun for cyclists?
Pedalphiles
A verb, a preposition, an article, and a noun
Walk into a bar
Rob Gronkowski is a noun
And a verb
What English word can be both a noun and verb at the same time?
Verb
Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc.
Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer
What's the collective noun for sneezes?
A choo.
Siblings
(noun) : people you either plan to murder or plan a murder with. There's no middle ground.
Article adjective noun verb preposition proper noun...
Pronoun verb article adjective ableist slur!
What's the collective noun for gay priests?
Priests.
What's the collective noun for a group of bloodsucking parasites?
A Senate.
CoViDia (noun):
CoViD-19 contracted from a post lockdown booty call.
Mother: (noun) 1.One person who does the work of 20. For free
Happy Mothers Day all Mommy's out there ! :)
Trump is a contronym
The verb "to trump" means to be better than
And the noun "trump" means an awful president
"Gravity: noun. 1. The invisible force that pulls objects to celestial bodies."
"That's very nice, Elphaba. But I said try _defying_ gravity."
A verb walks up to a noun in a bar
-- Hey, babe, wanna go back to my place and conjugate?
-- I decline
Can you explain the difference between a noun and a verb?
"Hump" is a noun meaning "something on the back of a camel"... unless that thing is another camel, in which case, it's a verb.
You're welcome.
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