Notsee Jokes

Funniest Notsee Short Jokes

Short notsee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The notsee humour may include short necessarily jokes also.

1. My German friend asked me if there were any nicknames for blind people in America... Apparently, not-see was the wrong answer.
2. Hellen Keller At A World War II Battle Soldiers at a World War II battle ask Hellen Keller what side she is fighting for.
   She replies "Not-see"
3. Helen Keller Wasn't Helen Keller a low key Not-see
4. Why do Germans where sunglasses? Because they can NOTSEE
5. What do you call a hiding anti semite? A not-see.
6. What did the blind tourist do during WWII? Not-see Germany
7. Did you know h**... was blinded in ww1? That's when he became a not-see
8. What do you call a blind member of the Third r**...? A "notsee" because they cannot see!
   I'll see myself out...
9. What would have h**... been if he was blind? A notsee
10. What would you have called h**... if he missed his brains and hit his eyes instead? A not-see

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Notsee One Liners

Which notsee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with notsee? I can suggest the ones about percentage and ovens.

1. What do you call a fascist that lost his eyesight? You call him a not-see.
2. What do you call a blind racist? A Not-see
3. What do you call a blind german? A not-see.
4. What do you call someone who has never seen the matrix? A Neo not-see.
5. What do you call a blind white supremacist? A Not-See
6. What do you call a blind fascist? A member of the "Not-see" party
7. What do you call a blind person who hates jews. A not-see.
8. Who are the worst types of blind people? The Notsees.
9. What do you call a bunch of blindfolded Germans dancing? The not-see party
10. What do you call a blind editor? A grammar not-see.
11. What do you call s blind fascist? A not-see
12. Why was the visually-impared german killed by the allies? Because he was a not-see
13. The SS officer went blind... when he did NOT-SEE things.
14. What do you call a blind old woman who teaches linguistics? A Gramma Not-See!
    (-_-)
15. Why did the SJW punch the blind man? Because he can not-see

Entertaining Notsee Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about notsee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nope jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make notsee pranks.