Notre Dame Jokes
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Funniest Notre Dame Short Jokes
Short notre dame jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The notre dame humour may include short hunchback notre jokes also.
- Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now. And there's notre dame thing they can do about it.
- My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I love a protagonist with a twisted back story
- It has been 2 years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire.... ...but Quasimodo has a hunch.
- What's the difference between Notre Dame and Lucky Charms cereal? One of them belongs in a bowl.
- Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours
- Priest: Do you have any idea who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame? Quasimodo: I have a hunch.
Priest: Don't make this about you. - What do you call a Sandwich in Notre Dame Cathedral ? The Lunch pack of Notre dame
😀😭😂😅😢🤣 - What do terrorists, and a filming of The Hunchback of Notre Dame have in common? They were both shot on location.
- What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide? Turn off the xbox and go to bed...
- What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning.
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Notre Dame One Liners
Which notre dame one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with notre dame? I can suggest the ones about nun convent and noel.
- What does Quasimodo drive? The Hatchback of Notre Dame
- "Have you ever heard of the Hunchback of Notre Dame?" "It rings a bell"
- Where did Quasimodo keep his rabbits? In a hutch, back of Notre Dame.
- Whats green and gets smoked in bowls? Notre Dame
- Where does Quasimodo keep his food? The Lunchpack of Notre Dame
- Asking me to care Would be like asking the hunchback of Notre dame to stand up straight.
- What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back? Hunch-black of Notre Dame
- Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?
- What does Notre Dame and m**... have in common? They both get smoked in a bowl
Hunchback Of Notre Dame Jokes
Here is a list of funny hunchback of notre dame jokes and even better hunchback of notre dame puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't remember all the characters' names from "The Hunchback of Notre-Dame" but Quasimodo rings a bell.
- I really like Quasimodo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame He has an interesting backstory and a good character arc.
Great Notre Dame Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about notre dame you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean new orleans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make notre dame pranks.
A rather old one.
Two NFL coaches were looking a rosters when one of them came across an unusual name.
"Quasimodo? Why does that name ring a bell?"
His friend said, "He was at Notre Dame... a halfback."
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A detective in Paris is conversing with the hunchback of Notre Dame about a m**... committed the previous night
Detective: Well, who do you think did it?
The Hunchback of Notre Dame: I have a hunch.
What was sir mix a lot's favorite novel?
as my grandma always used to say, the hunchback of notre dame was little in the middle, but he never lacked much back. Mee-maw always did love voluptuous protagonists.
What do Notre Dame and Michigan football have in common?
Neither has ever played in a conference championship game.
Michigan jokes
So a michigan state fan, university of michigan fan, notre dame fan, and a penn state fan are all climbing up a mountain. As they were climbing they began to argue over who had the most school spirit. As they reached the top the penn state fan wants to show that he has the most school spirit so jumps off the mountain yelling "this is for the nitany lions". Not wanting to be outdone the notre dame fan jumps off saying "this is for the fighting irish". Then the michigan state fan, not wanting to be outdone, yells "this is for the spartans" and pushes the michigan fan off the mountain.
Quasimodo applies for a job at Notre Dame...
...with his younger brother, Semimodo. They meet the Prelate high up in the bell tower.
The Prelate says "why should I hire you Quasimodo?"
He replies "because I can ring the bell better than anyone! And using only my face!"
"Show me," says the Prelate, whereupon Quasimodo enthusiastically slams his face into the bell,which swings violently away. A moment later, it swings back, whacking him in the chest and out of the bell tower. He falls to his death.
"Well," says the Prelate to Semimodo. "Can you do better?"
"Of course!" is the reply and Semimodo pulls the bell rope as hard as he can with both hands. This time the bell swings even wider and on returning catches him square in the shoulder, sending him out of the bell tower and plummeting to his death.
Down below, two nuns come across the bodies.
"Who is this?" asks one, pointing at Quasimodo.
"I'm not sure, " the other sister replies, "but his face rings a bell."
"What about this other one?" she asks, pointing at Semimodo.
"I don't know either, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
so the hunchback of notre dame died yesterday
and so today they are looking for a new guy to ring the bell.So they interviewed a few guys until the very last one but they were shocked to see he had no arms or legs so they asked "how are you going to ring the bell". He said "easy ill use my head" so they hired him and the next day he rang the bell with his head. But he fell off and died and everyone crowded around him and asked "anyone know him" and a "police man said no but his face sure rings a bell".
What do Notre Dame players and Batman have in common?
Their dead loved ones don't exist.
After Quasimodo's death....
Bishop Thomas of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.
After observing while several applicants demonstrated their skills, he decided to call it a day.
Just then a lone, armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job.
Bishop Thomas was incredulous. 'You have no arms.'
'No matter,' said the man, 'observe!' He then began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful melody on the carillon. The bishop listened in astonishment, convinced that he had finally found a suitable replacement for Quasimodo. Suddenly, while rushing forward to strike a bell, the armless man tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the street below.
The stunned bishop immediately rushed down the stairways. When he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moments before. As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked, 'Bishop, who was this man?'
'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied, 'but his face rings a bell.'
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Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer.
One man applied for the job but he had no arms.
"How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo.
"That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head.
b**...!!!
"That's amazing!" said Quasimodo.
"Could you show me that again?"
"Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower.
A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?"
Quasimodo came out and said...
"I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!"
