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- I had a Muslim kid in my high school and he was notorious for being late So we called him 9/12
- The queen asked the visiting Indian Prime Minister, "I hear Indian politicians are notoriously corupt and wealthy" "Quite so," he said, "but none so brazen as to wear their loot on their head".
- What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez.
- A bunch of cations walk into a bar that is notorious for only serving anions. This precipitated many a salts and batteries.
- My work colleagues and I had a debate about who we thought America's most notorious assassin was. Lee Harvey Oswald won by a long shot.
- I'm doing a documentary of the most notorious liar in the world You won't believe his story!
- Not To Brag Or Anything... I live near where Notorious B.I.G. was born and raised. Just a short walk over and I'm in front of his house. Took a picture. No biggie.
- The Notorious B.I.G. once hosted a house party featuring a giant fortune teller It was a large medium at Small's.
- I was asked earlier how i felt about the assassination of east sides most notorious rapper I responded ehh no biggie
- TIL the inventor of Nachos was a notorious cheese thief. His friends often remarked, "Hey, that's not yo cheese."
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Which notorious one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with notorious? I can suggest the ones about famous and renowned.
- I once knew a Muslim kid that was notoriously late for everything. I called him 9/12
- Werewolves are notoriously hard to find... Otherwise they'd be known as Therewolves.
- Russian Cars Notorious for Stalin
- What did the person who killed Notorious BIG say afterwards? No biggie.
- Did you hear about the guy who got frostbite? He was notorious.
- Who is modern fiction's most notorious serial killer? George R. R. Martin.
- What does one say after shooting notorious big? No biggie.
- what do you call a fat rapper the Notorious B.I.G Mac
- Which country is notorious for its belching? Belchium.
- Where did Notorious B.I.G. shop for clothes? At the big and small store...
- How do you call a notorious seat kicker? A knee-j**....

Uproarious Notorious Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about notorious you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean legendary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make notorious pranks.
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge
Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.
\- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks
\- 99.97% - the engineer replies confidently
The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around:
\- Guess I'm swimming then...
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge.
Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer. "How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly?" he asks. "99.97%," the engineer replies confidently. The anti-vaxxer thinks for a moment before turning around. "Guess I'm swimming then."
I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events
Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address.
One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog.
t**...
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
The police finally catch a notorious criminal,
so the chief himself decides to interrogate him.
Chief: "Let me see here, you have quite the backstory. Theft, forgery, burglary, forgery, blackmail, theft, forgery, forgery, forgery, the list goes on and on. What do you have to say for yourself?"
Criminal: "Well, it took me a while to figure out my area of expertise."
Breaking News
At Miami International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck t**... into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
Ben was a fifth grader notorious for his lack of filter.
One day, he walked into class 10 minutes late. "What took you so long, Ben?" asked the teacher. "Sorry miss, there was construction happening in a w**... nearby so all the roads were blocked."
Suddenly, all the girls in the class, disgusted at Ben, rose up to protest against his v**... rhetoric. "Simmer down, you s**...", Ben replied "they are not taking applications yet."
Great grandma calling her shot
My great grandmother was notorious for kind of edgy but hilarious jokes.. she also lived to 103 and 50 weeks.
At her f**... her daughter told my brother and I about the last time she saw her. She said she was getting everything together to leave and had told her mother goodbye and that she'd be back in a few weeks to see her for her birthday. My great grandmother, said with a grin and a big laugh well, you better bring a shovel!
A teacher is teaching a notorious class...
A teacher is teaching physics. Then he notices a boy is day dreaming. So the teacher asks that boy,
"Do you know who Albert Einstein is?"
The boy says "No, I don't".
"If you paid more attention to the lesson you should know" scolded the sir.
Then the boy asks the teacher "do you know who Kevin is?"
The teacher says "No I don't"
"If you paid more attention to your daughter you should know" said the boy.
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe she is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. She is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate
But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
The authorities just apprehended a notorious cereal killer. When they asked him why he did it, he said...
... he did it for the Kix.
