Notify Jokes
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Comical Notify Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good notify joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor.
Asking the man in charge to put a picture of a turkey saying "Happy Thanksgiving!" on one thigh and a picture of Santa saying "Merry Christmas!" on the other. The man looked confused by her odd request, so he asked her why. She calmly looked at him and replied without even a stutter. "My husband always complains that there's nothing good to eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving."
A place got lit on fire
But the firefighters were too late to reach and put it out. Media arrived as well to which one of the firefighter giving report said, "I've got a good news and a bad news, the bad news is, 41 children died in that fire. But the good news is it was an orphanage, so I have no parents to notify"
A Donkey Was Found Dead In Front of a Church
So the priest did the reasonable thing and called the police chief.
Hey, i would like to report a donkey has been found dead in front of the church
The Chief replies: But father isn't that your specialty? You are knowledgeable on how to clean the body and prepare it for burial, right?
The priest replies: You are correct, but we like to notify the next of kin.
My bank called today to notify that my account has been reclassified
Judging by the balance they had to classify it as Satire Account
I am a victim of cyber bullying
Every day my bank emails me to notify me that my account is under the required threshold. I do not need reminders that I am poor.
Did You Hear About the pottery Furnace That Exploded?
It was terrible. They had to notify its next of kiln.
Tesla car crashes on auto-pilot!
But it did record major life events about your friends and notify you saying "Auto-Pilot Engaged"
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