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An elderly couple gets pulled over by a cop.

The wife is driving, but she has a bit of a hearing problem. The officer notifies her that she was doing 38 in a 25 zone.
The wife turns to her husband and asks "What'd he say?"

The husband replies "He says you were speeding!"
The wife turns back to the officer and says "Oh, sorry officer."
The officer goes on; "License and registration please."
The wife again turns to her husband. "What'd he say!?"

The husband, growing irritated, says "He wants to see your LICENSE." The wife replies, "Oh, sorry officer. Here you go."
The officer inspects her license and comments, "Ah, you're from Brownsville. I'll never forget that city... I had the worst sexual experience of my entire life in Brownsville!"
The wife once more turns to her right and yells "What'd he say!!?"

The husband replies "He says he knows you."


The Old Amish Lady and the Police Officer

One day an elderly Amish lady is riding her horse and buggy back from the farmers market when a police officer pulls her over for a broken reflector. He gets out of his car and notifies her of it. She replies, "Oh thank you officer! Is there anything else?" So the officer does a routine inspection of the 'vehicle' and notices that one of the reins is wrapped around the horses testicles. He notifies the lady and she thanks him and tells him that her husband will take care of all of it when she gets home. When she gets home, she tells her husband all about the event with the cop and all about the reflector. The husband replies, "That's simple. I can fix that in a jiffy. Was there anything else?" After thinking for a moment, the old woman replies, "I can't quite remember. Something about the emergency brake."


A man's wife is in a comma

During the woman's weekly sponge bath the nurse notices that the heart beat monitor spikes whenever the sponge slightly brushes the woman's vagina. The nurse immediately notifies the doctors in charge of her case and they come up with a plan that could wake her from the coma. They call in the woman's husband and update him on the situation. They tell the husband that they believe that if a certain threshold of stimulation is reached she could potentially wake, but in order to reach this threshold he would have to have oral sex with her. He refuses of course, but the doctors tell him this is the only way and eventually convince him it is the right thing to do. He goes in to the room on a mission determined to wake her while the medical staff patiently wait in the lobby. When the man returns to the lobby he looks disappointed and the anxious doctors ask, "well, what happened?!" the man replies "she chocked"


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