The Best 10 Notifications Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Notifications jokes. There are some notifications atms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these notifications android puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Notifications Jokes and Puns

Roses are red, I've got a bad cough

Settings -> Notifications -> Trending -> **OFF**

I like my women how I like my phone notifications

Turned off or disabled

Android lets you use "Lumos" for the flashlight, "Silencio" for the notifications...

but not "Incendio". That is a Samsung exclusive.

Notifications joke, Android lets you use "Lumos" for the flashlight, "Silencio" for the notifications...

I wanted to make a Houston joke a few days ago...

but i didn't want to be flooded with all the notifications.

Toasters...

were the first form of pop-up notifications.


I got furious and smashed my phone

I was getting too many notifications from a meditation app.

I just installed a marijuana app

It has kush notifications.

Notifications joke, I just installed a marijuana app

I turned off my Robinhood notifications

I just don't need that negativity in my life.

They have launched a new marijuana app up here in Canada, but it is very annoying.

It keeps sending you kush notifications.

Group Notifications.

Thanks Apple for recognizing the fact that multiple notifications from a single app can happen.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the notifications ios jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working notifications gmail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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