Notice Period Jokes
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Another interview joke
During a job interview, the interviewer asks, I noticed a 6 year gap in your resume. How do you account for this period of time?
The applicant responds, I went to Yale.
Excited, the interviewer says, Yale?!? You're hired!
The applicant replies, Yay! I got a yob!
At the dawn of the Stone Age…
Og the caveman noticed that after a long period of darkness the sun would rise, traverse across the sky and then sink below the horizon.
Then darkness… until the sun would again rise once again, travel across the sky and sink below the horizon.
Again and again. Over and over.
Og wished to give a name to this event.
He thought long and hard. He tried all
sorts of words until his brain hurt and his tongue lolled in his mouth.
He tried every variation of sounds he could think of until he was exhausted.
In the end, utterly exhausted, he just gave up and called it a day.
I've noticed my wife gets very aggressive about controlling the TV remote at the same time each month.
It's nothing but period drama.
A man is declared dead in the emergency room with 3 nurses present.
Noticing he has a h**..., the first nurse says:
"I wouldn't want it to go to waste", and rides him.
The second nurse agrees, and does the same.
The third nurse says she's on her period, but that a little blood won't do anything.
After they're all done, the man suddenly wakes up, feeling better than ever.
"Weren't you dead?", Asked the nurses.
"Well, I was, but after two jump starts and a blood transfusion I feel great!"
I just noticed the Periodic Table has been updated recently. Welcome #119- "AH"!
The element of surprise!
A p**... on her period decides to catch a client anyway.
She thinks to herself: "I'll find some drunk. He won't even notice anything."
She goes to the bar, finds a really drunk guy there, takes him to the nearest hotel and they spend the night together. The guy wakes up the next morning (the p**... is already gone by then) and as he starts to get out of bed he sees that his hands are covered in blood.
He starts running around the room, saying to himself in panic: "Oh my God! I killed her! I killed her!!!" As he runs to the bathroom he passes the mirror, stops, looks at himself for a second n then screams: "Oh my God! And I ate her too!!!."
FACTS OF LIFE
A mother, accompanied by her small daughter, was in the big city. The mother was trying to hail a cab, when her daughter noticed several s**... dressed women loitering on a nearby street corner. The mother finally hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the daughter asks her mother, "Mommy, what are all those ladies waiting for by that corner?" The mother replies, "Those ladies are waiting for their husbands to come home from work." The cabbie, upon hearing this exchange, turns to the mother and says, "Ah, c'mon lady. Tell your daughter the truth, for crying out loud. They're h**...!" A brief period of silence follows, and the daughter then asks, "Mommy, do the ladies have any children?" The mother replies, "Of course dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Sasquatch
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints.
Other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to Sasquatch, "You promised me, Sasquatch, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always.
But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of prints in the sand.
Why, When I have needed you most, you have not been there for me?"
Sasquatch turned around, look me staight in the eyes and said,
"HHHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR"
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