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Nothings Jokes

5 nothings jokes and hilarious nothings puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nothings that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Cheerful Fun Nothings Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What is a good nothings joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver

Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

I just saw my chinese waiter give my order to someone who looks nothing like me. I get it now.

Oh wait, my bad. That wasn't my waiter.

‌‌I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat t‌‌he w‌‌ord "‌‌nothing" i‌‌s a‌‌ p‌‌alindrome...

Backwards i‌‌t s‌‌pells "‌‌gnihton", w‌‌hich a‌‌lso m‌‌eans n‌‌othing.

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