Notebook Jokes
27 notebook jokes and hilarious notebook puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about notebook that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short notebook jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The notebook humour may include short laptop jokes also.
- I hope college lives up to the hype All my notebooks say "college ruled" so it must've been somewhat fun
- I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks. Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary.
- A man was shot dead today by police after attempting to steal a comedians notebook. Some people just can't take jokes!
- What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops? Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
- What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook? A notebook has papers.
-I'll see myself out now - I miss the days when I could just do crazy things. Like once I went an entire semester only wearing clothes I made out of notebook paper. College ruled.
- The workers at Staples must have loved college They write "college ruled" on all the notebooks.
- My notebook got wet in the rain and I lost most of my school assignments. On a side note, I still managed to save a few of them.
- What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common? They both won't be investigated very closely.
- Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un? They're writing their last will and testament.
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Notebook One Liners
Which notebook one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with notebook? I can suggest the ones about diary and notes.
- I just bought a notebook with perforated pages... It's tearable.
- What's the difference between an immigrant and a notebook? A note book has papers.
- Why doesn't a notebook move? Because it's a stationary object.
- I've started selling tiny notebooks The margins are pretty tight
- My university demanded we use a specific type of notebook It's college rule
- I have a notebook that takes away people's hearing. It's called the Deaf Note.
- I use my notebook the same way I use my girlfriend. Just flip'em over every period.
Great Notebook Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about notebook you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dell laptop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make notebook pranks.
Sat down in a restaurant to eat dinner last night, and the waiter asked if I'd like to hear today's special.
I said yeah
He said, today is special.
I said, I can appreciate a good dad joke, but can you tell me about the menu please.
The waiter slams his notebook down on the table, and says, sir the men I please is my own private business.
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Thank you for the awards!!
the three legged pig joke reminded me of a joke my dad once told me
a scientist was doing an experiment on a frog in his lab, he placed the frog down on the floor and said "Frog jump!". the frog jumped 4 feet and so he noted in his notebook
"frog with 4 legs, jumps 4 feet"
he then cut off one of the frogs legs and again said "Frog jump!". the frog jumped only 3 feet this time and so he noted in his notebook
"frog with 3 legs, jumps 3 feet"
he cut off a 2nd leg and said "Frog jump!". this time the frog only jumped 2 feet and so he noted
"frog with 2 legs, jumps 2 feet"
he then cut off a 3rd leg and again said "Frog jump!". the frog only jumped a foot and so he noted
"frog with 1 leg, jumps 1 foot"
the scientist then cut off the frogs last remaining leg and said "Frog jump!, Frog jump!, FROG JUMP!!!!!" but the frog did not move. so he noted
"frog with 0 legs, deaf"
Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin are taking a coffee break in Yalta...
Churchill takes out a small black notebook and starts writing something down.
"Taking notes?", Roosevelt asks.
"No," Churchill says, "I heard a new political joke about myself this morning. I collect all jokes about myself. I already have over 100 in this notebook."
"How funny," Stalin says. "I collect all jokes about myself too."
"Oh, really?" Churchill says. "So how many have you got?"
"Three prison camps so far."
A biologist, physicist, and a chemist all go to the beach for the first time.
The physicist, upon seeing the majestic waves, exclaims,
"Behold! I wonder how much force the waves of the ocean can produce?"
And so he dives into the water but is never seen again.
The biologist, upon seeing fish in the water, cries out,
"I wonder how many life forms live in the depths below?"
And so he too dives into the water and is never seen again.
The chemist, after having observed everything that happened, then pulls out his lab notebook and writes,
*The physicist and the biologist were both soluble in water.*
A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came upon two men.
One man was sitting under a tree reading a book. The other man was writing in a notebook. The lion quickly pounced in the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that reader's digest and writers cramp.
My s**... friend rolled a joint using a page from my agenda notebook.
He is high on my list of priorities.
Joke I came up with when I was ten
So a student walks into his classroom early and approaches the teacher.
He says: "I just wanted to tell you that I couldn't do my homework last night"
The teacher asks: "Why not?"
The students replies: "Because I ran out"
Teacher: "Of notebook paper?"
Student: "No, of toilet paper"
Teacher: "What does that have to do with anything?"
Student: "I had to improvise"
It's a really bad joke but I remember my parents thought it was funny.
Trump marched into the white house
When trump became president obama was waiting for him at the white house.
Trump! You have to run around the entire white house while I time you, we have a little leaderboard said obama
Ok, im fast, the fastest. When i run you cant even see me trust me! Replied trump, incidentally what are the other presidents times?
Obama looked at his notebook, well I took 8:23
, clinton took 8:40, nixon took 10:10 and bush did 9:11.
A physicist tries betting on horse races
The physicist could not get any job, so he decided to bet on horse races to make a living. He did intensive experimentation, and used state of the art machine learning algorithms to gain more insight. After filling many notebooks and accumulating a very large amount of data, he exclaims "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical horses of uniform density applying a uniform force in a closed system and a vacuum."
A traffic policeman was patrolling at a signal.
A woman ran a red light, and he pulled her over.
The woman said, Please let me go! I'm a teacher.
The policeman laughed and said, Time for payback.
He hands her a notebook and a pen tells her, Write: I'll never break traffic rules again 100 times.
My friend and I were arguing
And I was really getting tired of the argument.
So I wrote my name on a page in my notebook and wrote his beside mine.
I then showed it to him. With confusion clearly written on his face he asks:
"Why did you write my name beside yours. How does that relate to our argument"
And then I replied: "we don't have to argue anymore since we're already on the same page".
Found these set of math jokes in an old notebook
Q. What is a PJ?
A. Poor Joke.
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Q. What is P + iJ?
A. A complex joke.
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Q. Why is the complex joke not funny?
A. Because the joke part is imaginary.
