Notch Jokes
30 notch jokes and hilarious notch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about notch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a good laugh? Check out these top notch jokes that are sure to sharpen the eyelids and put a buffer between you and a bad day. Read on for a collection of not-so-dry chuckles.
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Funniest Notch Short Jokes
Short notch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The notch humour may include short knot jokes also.
- What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic? A few notches on the belt buckle.
- What's the difference between Minecraft and Lovecraft? Apparently not much based on Notch's twitter
- Notches on phones are like fat people trying to fit into slim jeans. It barely fits and it just doesn't look good.
- Why did Apple add that weird cutout at the top of the iPhone X? I guess they just wanted to create a truly top notch phone. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
- Did you guys read the book about the midget that hung himself with a belt? I heard it was top notch
- Rudy Guiliani is a top-notch lawyer I'd easily give him a 9/11
- Asked my dad how his new iPhone was "Top notch"
- iPhone X is top notch! Of course it's top... 'NOTCH'.
- Oneplus 6? Top Notch.
- I just bought an iPhone X It's a good phone but the screen is top notch!
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Notch One Liners
Which notch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with notch? I can suggest the ones about cliff and naught.
- The iPhone X Is a top-notch smartphone
- Everybody loves the iPhone X, XS and 11 Pro... Because their top notch
- I guess you could say the iPhone X... Really has a top-notch display
- Have to give it the iPhone x It's display is top notch
- I love the iPhone X It's top notch
- My doctor said my sprem count was top notch "Well It's hand made"
- How's the iPhone X design? Top notch!
- What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased? "Top notch".
- Some people say the Iphone X screen is ugly... But I think it's top notch.
- If mojang made a phone It would probably have a notch.
- Why do most phone displays now have a notch? Because they're "top notch" displays.
- I bought the new iPhone yesterday My friend said it's the "top notch" phone!!
- Saw some leaked photos of Google Pixel 3XL today... notch my cup of tea.
- I really want to get the IPhone X I hear it's top-notch
- I just used the iPhone X for the first time and it is.. Top Notch
Top Notch Jokes
Here is a list of funny top notch jokes and even better top notch puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I love minecraft That game is top notch!
- Say what you will about h**...... ...but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become "Rocket Scientists".
Rib-Tickling Notch Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about notch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pointy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make notch pranks.
A man dies and goes to heaven...
He goes up to the gates of heaven and sees a wall of clocks. He asks an angel, "what are all those clocks" the angel tells him that they are lie clocks. Everybody has one, and every time you lie it ticks one notch over. The angel points to a clock labeled "Abraham Lincoln" which has 3 lies. The man asks the angel "Where is Donald Trump's clock?" The angel replies "Its in Jesus's office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."
Lindsey Graham gets new suit
On a Senate trip to Japan, Lindsey Graham picked up some silk to have a custom suit made. At a top notch tailor shop in South Carolina, the tailor said with the material, he could make a single breasted suit.
Graham decided to wait, took the material to a tailor in New York who told him he could make a double breasted suit, a vest, and an extra pair of pants.
He asked, "How can you do so much more with this material than the tailor in South Carolina?"
"Well, senator, I guess you're not as big up here."
