Not Funny Knock Knock Jokes
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Short not funny knock knock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The not funny knock knock humour may include short knock knock cat jokes also.
- Took too many melatonins and wrote down a few jokes, this was the only one that was still funny in the morning "Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Doorbell repair guy, is now an alright time?" - Knock knock. 9. Nein your business. German knock knock jokes are non interactive for efficiency.... and they're not very funny.
- This is not mine but I thought it was funny. "Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
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Not Funny Knock Knock One Liners
Which not funny knock knock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with not funny knock knock? I can suggest the ones about knock knock kid and knock knock sorry.
- Knock Knock Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii Who?
I'm good how are you?
Kids are too funny!
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What funny jokes about not funny knock knock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fall knock knock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make not funny knock knock pranks.
It's a conversation between me and my 6 y o cousin...Sorry if it is not funny enough for you
him: Knock knock
me: Who's there?
him: A snail
me: a snail who?
him: a snail you threw out of the window two weeks ago asking why
B'dum tsss
A collection of jokes I have found over the years about drummers.
**NOTE:** Before you get offended, I AM A DRUMMER. I FIND THESE FUNNY TOO.
1. What do you call a drummer in a suit? The defendant
2. How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking speeds up
3. What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted
4. What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality
5. Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither
6. What did the drummer say to the band leader? "Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?"
7. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five: One to screw it in, four to say that Neil Peart could've done it better
8. Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So that they can use the handicapped parking space
9. How do you get a drummer off your porch? Give him the money for the pizza
10. What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer
Anyone got any more?
A funny joke indeed
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was n**...."
Bedroom animals
A pair of newlyweds are out for drinks with a middle-aged couple who have been married for twenty years.
Having knocked back a few, the older husband turns to the newlyweds and remarks with a wink: "I bet you two are like a couple of rabbits in the bedroom."
The newlyweds laugh awkwardly at this, and then the young husband asks "Well, what kind of bedroom animals are you two then?"
The older husband screws up his face and thinks about it for a moment, then exclaims wryly: "Don't know about me, but Margaret here would have to be a camel: she can go for weeks and weeks without s**...."
Without missing a beat, Margaret replies: "That's funny because I was thinking George here would also be a camel: two humps and it's over."
Any great and funny jokes like this one for my 8 year old granddaughter?
She loves this one:
A guy is sitting in his living room, hears a knock at the door. Gets up and opens the door, no one there. Looks down and sees a snail on the doormat. Being a guy, of course he picks it up and throws it across the street.
Six months later, the guy is in his living room, hears a knock at the door. Gets up, opens the door, no one there. He looks down and it's that snail. Snail looks up and yells "what the heck was that about?!!!".
Knock Knock
\-Who's there?
\~Daisy
\-Daisy who?
\~Daisy me rollin'!
I know it's terrible but my aunt named Daisy just came up with this and I thought it was so s**... it made it funny and wanted to share.
It's funny because it's true. It's frustrating because it's true.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Police, open up, you're under arrest
"Police open up you're under arrest" who?
Alright, now you're charged with resisting arrest too.
5 Minutes !
The police just knocked on my door and asked Where were you around 8.05pm last night sir?"
"Funny you should ask," I replied. "I took the wife upstairs at 8pm to make love."
"Yes officer, that's true," my wife shouted over, "But god knows where he was at five past."
My 5 year old made up a joke that I can't stop laughing at.
This joke came from my 5 year old, we have been saying knock knock jokes back and forth and he tells me his jokes that don't make sense. Today he told me this one and I don't think he realizes how funny it is. Here it is in his original wording.
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Nobody. The man didn't answer because he is dead because he had too many birthdays.
I've got a good joke to use on your friends (works better face to face)
You: I've got a knock knock joke, but you have to start.
Friend: Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
*confusion and bewilderment ensues*
It's funny to see how long it takes them to work out what happened.
The actual best knock-knock joke ever.
This is my go-to knock-knock joke.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: Why?
You: To get to ugly's house —*chuckle like it's funny*
—*a few seconds later*
You: Knock knock!
Same friend: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Tell a joke that is well-known in your country
Even jokes that are poorly translated are normally funny because they're so bad.
An example of a well-known British joke is:
'Knock knock'.
'Who's there?'
'Doctor'
'Doctor Who?'
'You just said it'.
It has to be one that if you asked 100 random people in your country most would know it.
*SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE*
Wanna hear an unfunny knock knock joke?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Broken pencil!
Broken pencil who?
Broken pen... ah never mind, this joke has no point!
Yeah that wasn't very funny.
I found it.
Found what?
The point!
Jehova's Witnesses: [Knock Knock]
Resident: Who's There?
JW: We're Jehova's Witnesses.
R: That's not funny. What's the punchline?
JW: Um. We're here to tell you to accept our Lord and Savior into your heart.
R: There it is.
A teacher, a nurse, and an Army man were in a hot air balloon.
The balloon was too heavy so each of them dropped something off it. The teacher dropped an apple, the nurse dropped her medical bag, and the Army man drops a grenade. After they land, they go for a walk. They come across a little girl who's crying. They ask her what's wrong and she says an apple fell out of the sky and knocked out her new puppy. Later they come across a little boy who is also crying. They ask him what's wrong and he says a bag fell from the sky and knocked out his new kitten. Then they come across a little girl who's laughing really hard. They ask her what's so funny and she says "I f**... and the building behind me blew up!"
A funny one from my 7 year old daughter. Knock, Knock...
Me: Who's there?
Her: Knock, Knock
Me: Who's there?
...continued five more times.
Me (agitated): Sweetie, you have to stop saying knock knock over and over again .
Her: Daddy, you're supposed to say Knock Knock who?
Me: Ohhhhhhhh. Knock Knock who?
Her: Knock Knock, I'm at your door.
Not so funny on the internet, but try these on your friends.
These are 2 options for knock knock jokes that only really work in person.
**1:**
* You: Knock knock!
* Them: Who's there?
* You: Interrupting cow.
* Them: Interrupting-
* You: MOOO!!
(Make sure you interrupt them)
**2:**
* You: I have a great knock knock joke for you.
* Them: Okay.
* You: Okay so you start it.
* Them: Knock knock!
* You: Who's there?
* Them: ....uhh
Enjoy!
A farmer tries to liven up his sleepy town
Thinking himself a funny guy, he decides to put a joke of the day on the fence post next to his vegetable stand by the side of the road. Not long after, a man with a s**...-eating-grin on his face comes walking up the driveway towards the farmer's house. Knocking on the door, the passerby says to the farmer, "hey, just so you know your sign fell down out there and I fixed it for you." "oh really?" replied the farmer. "did you read it, and did you like it?" "Oh yes it's great! I read it, therefore I reposted it."
A funny true encounter
I was spending some time alone in an isolated cabin in the Ozarks. Not a neighbor for hundreds of meters. One day at around 9 p.m. I get a knock on the door, so I go to answer it. I see a large, p**... bellied man with a huge bushy beard.
"The name's Hank. I live just a mile down the road. I see you're new around here. I'm throwing a party tonight and I thought you might like to come."
"Sure, sounds great!" I said.
"There's gonna be drinking!"
"I can drink with the best of them!"
"There's gonna be fighting!"
"Sounds like fun!"
"There's gonna be some wild s**...!"
"Sweet! What should I wear?"
"It don't matter. Just gonna be the two of us."
A guy walks into a bar after a long day.
I thought this up today. My exhausted mind thought it was funny as well as my slap-happy friends.. we were all a bit out of it. Anyway..
This guy is walking home after a really long, hard day. He decides to stop by his favorite bar to wind down a bit.
He walks in and sits at the counter and the bartender comes up asks,
"What can I get you today? The usual?".
At this, the man replies,
"No, today I need something a bit stronger.. it's been such a long week. You know what I really want? I just need to smash something over my head, that should get my frustrations out."
The bartender gave the man a shocked expression. He stared at him for a moment, then shook his head and shrugged. He reached around and grabbed an empty bottle and said as he handed it to the man,
"Here you go. Knock yourself out."
A traveling salesman...
A traveling salesman couldn't find a hotel one night.
He saw a light on a deserted road, and decided to knock on the door. It turned out to be a monastery; the monks were preparing dinner.
He was invited to join the others while the food was being prepared. They sat round in a circle; each monk would recite a number and the others would laugh. Intrigued, the salesman spoke up.
What are you guys doing?
One of the elder monks replied, We're telling jokes.
By saying numbers?
Yes. You see, we've heard the jokes so many times, we have them catalogued. We don't need to tell the whole joke; we just refer to its number. Go ahead and try.
The salesman thought for a second, and said, 78.
The monks were in hysterics. Some were doubled over with laughter, others had tears rolling down their eyes, a few were pounding the table with their fists.
When the laughter died down, the traveler asked, Can you tell me what's so funny?
We never heard that one before!