Nosy Jokes
36 nosy jokes and hilarious nosy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nosy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Do you ever feel like your nosy neighbors are close enough to spy on you? Get back at them with some funny nosy jokes! This article has humourous jokes specifically targeted at nosy neighbors who like to pry into other people's business. Read on to discover some hilarious jokes and put a stop to those pesky nosy neighbors who just won't take a hint.
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Funniest Nosy Short Jokes
Short nosy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nosy humour may include short noisy jokes also.
- What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeño Business
You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates.
- Roommates Roommate 1: "You think I'm nosy, don't you?!"
Roommate 2: "No, not at all!"
Roommate 1: "Then why'd you write that in your diary?!" - I wish the Antique Roadshow guy just told me how much my antique sword is worth. Instead of being all nosy about where all the blood came from.
- Remember: It's impolite to ask people questions about their sinuses because that's their personal business. Don't be nosy.
- A nosy woman was told she'd be getting half a million dollars if she stopped being nosy "Is there another half of the million? Who's going to get it??" she responded.
- Anytime I bring something new in the house my dog always has to sniff and inspect what it is.. And I realized that dogs can be pretty nosy.
- I went to an Italian restaurant the other day and the waiter was so nosy. He kept asking if I was antipasto or provolone.
- A research team offer 50% of their budget to a nosy woman with the condition that she stops being nosy She responds: What are you going to do with the other 50%??
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Nosy One Liners
Which nosy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nosy? I can suggest the ones about obnoxious and curious.
- What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
- My wife says I'm too nosy. At least that's what she said in her diary.
- My daughter thinks I'm nosy and controlling. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
- What did the ferret breeder say to the other nosy ferret breeder? Mind your own business.
- What did the bee say to the nosy bee? Mind your own Bees knees!
- What do you call a nosy bird? A Peking Duck.
- Why did the man leave the Jewish library? It was noo nosy.
- I thought I would like having a Jewish roommate, but he's so nosy.
- Top ten snappy comebacks for nosy people This is great!
- Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? Because the are always metal-ing.
- Why are Dwarves so nosy? They're always trying to get up in other peoples bismuth.
- What do you call a nosy p**...? An eavesdropper!
Laughable Nosy Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about nosy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean annoying jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nosy pranks.
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A guy is sitting on his porch when his blonde neighbor walks out to her mailbox.
She opens the mailbox, looks in, colses it up and walks back into the house. Five minutes later, she does the same thing. After another five minutes, the same thing, but this time she's visibly angry. She comes out again after another five minutes, looking furious. She looks in the mailbox and slams it closed. As she's walking back to the house, the guy says,
"Not to be nosy, but are you expecting an important package?"
The blonde answers, "No! It's my d**... computer! It keeps telling me I have mail!"
A man ordered two drinks at once every day...
The bartenders curiosity got the better of him, and he asked "Why not just get a double?"
The man answered "I'm drinking one for myself and one for my buddy that didn't make it back from Iraq."
After a couple of months, the man started ordering just one drink. The nosy bartender asked what's up.
"My doctor told me I have to quit drinking."
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What did the Indian say to the nosy foreigner?
"This is "naan" of your business." Sorry if you didn't laugh.
A guy looking in the classified for a used car...
sees a new Corvette listed for $50. Thinking it's a misprint, he decides to go check it out anyway. Arriving at the sellers residence, it's a dream car, not a scratch on it and it runs great.
"Ma'am, I want to buy this car. But the paper said it was only $50, what do you really want for it?"
"That's right, $50 and it's yours!"
"Excuse me for being nosy, ma'am, but why are you selling it so cheap? Is it stolen or something?"
"No, it's my husbands car. He ran off with his young secretary last month, and two days ago I got a telegram from him saying to sell the Corvette and send him the money!"
