Nosy Jokes

41 nosy jokes and hilarious nosy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nosy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Do you ever feel like your nosy neighbors are close enough to spy on you? Get back at them with some funny nosy jokes! This article has humourous jokes specifically targeted at nosy neighbors who like to pry into other people's business. Read on to discover some hilarious jokes and put a stop to those pesky nosy neighbors who just won't take a hint.

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Funniest Nosy Short Jokes

Short nosy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nosy humour may include short clingy jokes also.

  1. My wife thinks I'm nosy and I don't respect her privacy. At least, that's what she wrote in her Diary.
  2. What do you call a very nosy spice? Jalapeño Business
    You need to say this in a pretty thick Hispanic accent for it to work. I heard it from some classmates.
  3. Roommates Roommate 1: "You think I'm nosy, don't you?!"
    Roommate 2: "No, not at all!"
    Roommate 1: "Then why'd you write that in your diary?!"
  4. I wish the Antique Roadshow guy just told me how much my antique sword is worth. Instead of being all nosy about where all the blood came from.
  5. My wife swears up and down that I'm too nosy That's what she keeps writing in her diary anyways...
  6. My wife thinks that I'm too nosy... At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary.
  7. Remember: It's impolite to ask people questions about their sinuses because that's their personal business. Don't be nosy.
  8. A nosy woman was told she'd be getting half a million dollars if she stopped being nosy "Is there another half of the million? Who's going to get it??" she responded.
  9. Anytime I bring something new in the house my dog always has to sniff and inspect what it is.. And I realized that dogs can be pretty nosy.
  10. I went to an Italian restaurant the other day and the waiter was so nosy. He kept asking if I was antipasto or provolone.

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Nosy One Liners

Which nosy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nosy? I can suggest the ones about noisy and obnoxious.

  1. What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business
  2. What does a nosy pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
  3. My wife says I'm too nosy. At least that's what she said in her diary.
  4. What do nosy peppers do? They get jalapeño business.
  5. My wife says I'm nosy. least that's what she wrote in her diary.
  6. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business.
  7. My daughter thinks I'm nosy and controlling. At least that's what she wrote in her diary.
  8. Why are blacksmiths seen as very nosy? Because the are always metal-ing.
  9. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno buisness
  10. How do you know if a pepper is nosy? It's jal-ap-eño business!
  11. What do you calla nosy pepper? Jalapeno business
  12. How do you know if a pepper is being nosy? When he's jalapeno business!
  13. What did the ferret breeder say to the other nosy ferret breeder? Mind your own business.
  14. What did the bee say to the nosy bee? Mind your own Bees knees!
  15. What do you call a nosy bird? A Peking Duck.

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Laughable Nosy Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about nosy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean curious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make nosy pranks.

A guy is sitting on his porch when his blonde neighbor walks out to her mailbox.

She opens the mailbox, looks in, colses it up and walks back into the house. Five minutes later, she does the same thing. After another five minutes, the same thing, but this time she's visibly angry. She comes out again after another five minutes, looking furious. She looks in the mailbox and slams it closed. As she's walking back to the house, the guy says,
"Not to be nosy, but are you expecting an important package?"
The blonde answers, "No! It's my d**... computer! It keeps telling me I have mail!"

A man ordered two drinks at once every day...

The bartenders curiosity got the better of him, and he asked "Why not just get a double?"
The man answered "I'm drinking one for myself and one for my buddy that didn't make it back from Iraq."
After a couple of months, the man started ordering just one drink. The nosy bartender asked what's up.
"My doctor told me I have to quit drinking."

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