Nostradamus Jokes
3 nostradamus jokes and hilarious nostradamus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nostradamus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Nostradamus Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Wheel of Nostradamus
A man was at the fair when he heard a carnie shouting "Step right up and spin the Wheel of Nostradamus and win a prize!" Intrigued, the man approached and asked how much for one spin.
"Only five dollars per spin, sir."
Outraged, the man asked why it was so expensive. The carnie replied:
"I'm trying to turn a prophet here!"
Nostradamus calls his son and asks him:
Why are you going to get a D in your math test, tomorrow?
Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
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