nosql Jokes

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3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table.

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3 NoSql database admins went to a bar but came out immediately. Why? ...

... They could not find a table :P

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3 database admins walked into a nosql bar

A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table

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A NoSQL query walks into a bar..

...and then walks out because there were no tables.

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3 DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar..

And they left because there were no "tables"..

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SQL and Oracle walk into a NoSQL bar...

They waited around for 25 minutes but then had to leave. They couldn't find a table.

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2 MySQL walks into NoSQL bar

they had to leave , because they could not find a table.

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What are the most funny Nosql jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Nosql? Well, here are the best Nosql dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Nosql pick up lines to share with friends.

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