nosed Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious nosed puns

A woman and her two snot nosed screaming kids walk into Walmart.

She's still wearing her pajamas and her hair looks like it hasn't been combed in days.

She is screaming and cussing at her kids when she is approached by an old man working as a door greater.

The greeter says "what lovely kids, are they twins"?

The woman replies "are you blind or just dumb? They are two years apart and look not a damn thing alike."

The man grins and says "No I just can't believe someone had sex with you twice"


You ever hear of Randy the Brown Nosed Reindeer?

He was as quick as Rudolph but couldn't stop as fast.


Im surprised that not many people know of Arthur the brown nosed reindeer

He's just as fast as Rudolf. He just has issues stopping in time.


Reindeer joke!

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer passed away today at the age of 57. He was struck by a 747 jet liner and a flock of seagulls as he flew over Barcelona. Coroners say that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.


The psychiatric ward is overcrowding.

So the psychiatrist decided to have a test to see which patient is cured.

He drew a door on the wall and straight away, all the patients started charging at the door, scratching desperately, bloody nosed and torn nails, except one fellow sitting placcidly on his bed.

Feeling very hopeful, the psychiatrist asked the man, 'Why aren't you rushing at the door?'

The man gave the psychiatrist a sideway glance and a knowing smile, 'Those idiots, they don't know i have the key!'


Have you ever heard the one about the brown nosed duck?

He was just as fast as the others in the flock, but he couldn't stop.


Do you think Hitler got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel?

They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven.


Ever hear of Henry, Santa's brown nosed reindeer?

He is just as fast as Rodolph but couldn't stop as quickly.


Did you guys hear about the Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer porn parody?

Yeah, it was made by Wankin' Bass.


did you hear about Henry, the brown nosed reindeer? ...


What do you call a wealthy, large nosed man eating a French Dip?

Au jus.



An exceptionally large nosed man can smell trouble from miles away!


I got called a racist by...

I got called a racist by a big nosed Jew....


whats the difference between rudolph the red nosed reindeer and a liberal?

rudolph can overcome adversity without any government assistance


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