Nosebleed Seats Jokes
3 nosebleed seats jokes and hilarious nosebleed seats puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nosebleed seats that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Nosebleed Seats Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I just booked some cheap seats from United.
They were in the nosebleed section.
What does United Airlines and The United Center have in common?
The cheap seat are nosebleed seats.
A Guy gets a ticket to the Super Bowl...
But he finds he's in the nosebleed section .
He sees a seat near the 50 yard line and he quickly comes and claims it.
"Why would anyone pass this up ?? It's such a great view !", he exclaimed
The old man sitting next to him replies, "Its my wife's , we had gone to every Super Bowl since we were married, but she passed away ."
The man asks "I'm so sorry . But couldn't you find any friend of yours to watch the game with you ?"
The old man replied "No, they're all at the f**..."
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