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31 nose hair jokes and hilarious nose hair puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nose hair that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Nose Hair Short Jokes

Short nose hair jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The nose hair humour may include short noses jokes also.

  1. Pulled out a nose hair today... Judging by the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the train, it seems pretty painful.
  2. A man goes to see the doctor. He has a carrot in his ear, a stick of celery up his nose and mash potato and peas in his hair.
    Doctor says "You not eating right."
  3. Ash sat up with a jolt, nose hairs on end. He sneezed explosively. Witnesses reported a peak ah-choo.
  4. I cried last night harder than I've ever cried before. I really should invest in a nose hair trimmer instead of plucking them.
  5. All candles smell the same to me. Am I missing something? They all smell like burnt nose hair to me.
  6. I had a girlfriend with beautiful long blonde hair. Unfortunately it all came out of her nose.
  7. My wife said, "it looks uncomfortable growing all that f**... hair under your nose..." must ache
  8. What are the longest hairs on the human body? Nose hairs. Because every time you pull one your a**... twitches.
  9. Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your a**... twitches.

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Nose Hair One Liners

Which nose hair one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with nose hair? I can suggest the ones about nose job and nose ears.

  1. You have beautiful hair too bad it grows out of your nose.
  2. What does a flame smell like? Burnt nose hair.
  3. TIL Fire smells like burnt nose hairs
  4. What's the smelliest hair? Nose Hair
  5. I've never liked nose hair before, but it's growing on me.
  6. gf: You have nose hair. me: You have yes hair!
  7. I like what you did with your hair How'd you get it to stick out of your nose like that?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about nose hair can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of nose hair puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Entertaining Nose Hair Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about nose hair you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean nose ring jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make nose hair prank.

A teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.

They were appalled at his spiky hair, pierced nose, tattoos and a bad attitude. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern. "Honey," the mother said, "he doesn't seem very nice."
"Of course he is," the daughter replied. "If he wasn't nice, why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"

Joey moves to a nudist colony

Joey moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of him in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it. The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo.
He is extremely worried but then remembers that his grandmother's eyesight is poor and hopes that she doesn't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It reads
Dear Joey
Thank you for the picture. May I suggest that you get a haircut, your hair makes your nose look small.
Love Grandma

Jewish mother goes to the airport

to meet her daughter, who was returning from a summer abroad. The daughter gets off the plane hand-in-hand with a 7' tall Zulu warrior, with a bone through his hair and nose.
The mother yells at her "I said a *rich* doctor!"

My wife said she found my first gray hair, but I didn't believe her for the longest time. Then when I was brushing my teeth this morning I saw it in the mirror, on the left side of my mustache.

It was right under my nose this whole time.

I was looking at myself in the mirror the other day while my wife was there

I said to her, 'my nose is getting bigger every day, so is my belly, I've got more wrinkles than a pug, I've got more hair coming out of my nose than I've got on my head, the skin on my neck is so loose I look like a turkey. I could really use a compliment.'
My wife said, 'your eyesight is absolutely perfect.'

In honor of a bath time song sung by a fellow dad...

Here is mine:

Wash your body!
Oh yeah.
Clean your body!
Uh huh
Wash your body!
It's bath time tonight!
Let's get clean, alright!
Clean your fingers and your toes...
Wash your face, don't forget your nose
If it's Monday night we wash your hair.
But everytime wash behind your ears!

A blonde, who had just dyed her hair, went to the hospital because her whole body hurt.


She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt.
The doctor told her to demonstrate.
She touched her nose and it hurt.
She touched her stomach and it hurt.
The doctor asked her if she was a blonde and she said yes.
"Look Here Lady, your finger is broken!"

Mary walked into HR

Mary: I need to file a s**... harassment against Jim.
HR: why what did he do?
M: on Monday he walked up behind me in the kitchen and sniffed my hair. Saying I smelled good.
On Tuesday he did it again but that time he got closer.
And then today he dug his nose into my hair for at lease 10 seconds and said I smell sooo good
HR: well that is creepy, but that is really not him s**... harassment. Just invading person space.
M: you know Jim is a midget right!
HR: ohhhhhh

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