Norwegians Jokes
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Funniest Norwegians Short Jokes
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- Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian.
- TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. So they can Scan da navy in
- Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line.
- Did you know the Norwegian navy has giant barcodes on the sides of it's ships? Apparently so they can Scandinavian
- What do you call a group of Norwegian monarchs who ride motorcycles and enjoy both men and women? The Bikings.
- I met an extroverted Norwegian the other day. The whole conversation he was staring at my shoes and not his own.
- Did you know that the Norwegian navy has barcodes on the sides of their ships? So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian!
- Did you know that Popeye the Sailor Man doesn't seem strong to the Swedes and the Norwegians? He is, however, strong to the Finnish.
- Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them? So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
- My Norwegian friend sent me a program he created... ...call that Norse code.
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Norwegians One Liners
Which norwegians one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with norwegians? I can suggest the ones about danish and swede.
- Why do the Norwegians put barcodes on their battleships? So they can Scandinavian
- Who plays Han Solo in the Norwegian version of Star Wars? Harrison Fjord!
- What happens when a Norwegian robot scans a bird? It Scandanavian
- What do you call it when a Norwegian falls down a canyon? A fjordian slip
- Why are Norwegian women so hot? The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!
- Why does rhe Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships So they can scan-da-navy-in...
- How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 7
- A Danish person will not be nostalgic about old Beatles songs. But a Norwegian wood.
- Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships? So they could scan da Navy in.
- What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? A last name
- Why do Norwegian boats have barcodes on them? (Old but gold) To Scandinavyin
- Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side of them… So they can Scan-da-navi-in
- Why did the Norwegian sell her boat? She couldn't a-fjord it!
- What kind of car do Norwegians drive? A Fjord Fjocus
- Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side To Scandanavian
Heartwarming Norwegians Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about norwegians you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fjord jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make norwegians pranks.
Foreign s**...
A man decides he wants to have a one night stand with a foreign girl. So he meets a girl they go to the bedroom. After the first round, the man says to her, You finish? The girl shakes her head, no. So they do it again. Now the man is really tired. So he says, You finish? Again, she shakes her head. So they do it again. By now, the man is exhausted. So he says to the girl, You finish? The girl answers, No, I Norwegian .
Three men and a parachute
So, a norwegian, a danish and a swedish person are on a private flight. Suddenly, the pilot turns on the speaker and says:
"The plane is malfunctioning and is going to c**.... There's three parachutes, and I'm going to take one. You're going to have to figure out who doesn't get one".
He then proceeds to jump out of the plane.
The three men panic, but the norwegian tells the others to calm down and then says to the swedish person: "Here. You take one, we'll figure out who gets the last one." And the swedish jumps.
The norwegian then turns to the danish person and says: "Let's grab the chutes and get out of this thing."
The danish says, very confused:" But you just gave the second to last parachute to that swedish guy? There's only one left now."
To which the norwegian replies: "Relax man, I gave him my backpack."
Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethic minority, so...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Gurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, two Kiwis, a German, an American, a South African, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Dane, a Romani, a Bulgarian, a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Singaporean, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Hindu, a Muslim, a Monk, an Italian, a Serb, a Russian and an Ethiopian went to a bar.
The bouncer said, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai"
