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My computer has a virus that causes unblockable popups and constantly demands my personal information...
...it's called Norton
Girl, are you Norton Antivirus?
Because when you're running, I can't seem to do anything but watch.
Why did the duck cross the basketball court?
He heard the referees were blowing fouls...
-Jim Norton
Managed to sell a toaster with Norton Antivirus today
Told the customer it would guard against popups
I make over $1,000,000 a month cleaning windows...
I invented Norton Anti-Virus...
Why did the enterprise version of Norton Security Firewall flop?
Because it was n**....
What do you call a dog that sings?
Kelly Barckson.
(Am Belgian, sorry if this joke already existed. Came up with it while watching the Graham Norton show where she performed last week.)
Alert! Widespread, paralyzing, life-consuming, pandemic virus!!
Norton.
"There's one piece of good news for Cosby fans- he has a new show coming out."
"It's called *Women Make the Darndest Accusations.*"
-Jim Norton
I'm not worried at all about this Ebola crisis.
I've just purchased the new 2015 edition of Norton Antivirus. Feeling pretty smug.
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