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Funniest Northwest Short Jokes

Short northwest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The northwest humour may include short north west jokes also.

1. Canada was like, "This is all part of the Northwest Territories," but the Inuit were having Nunavut.
2. Did you hear about the shepherd that retired to the Pacific Northwest? He was sheepless in Seattle.
3. Did you ever hear about that army from north-west France that was made up entirely of people using polearms? Y'know. The Brittany Spears?
4. What do you call an uncredited writer in urban northwest Pennsylvania? An Erie ghost writer.
5. How do you know you're from the Pacific Northwest? When you're Washingtons of ash off your car in the morning
6. All my friends are convincing me to travel to Northwest Territories... But I'm having Nunavut.
7. Inuits were outraged by the european settlers' claims to Northwest Territories and Yukon They were having Nunavut
8. 'Squatches are pretty common in the Pacific Northwest They're just _always_ doing the most horrifyingly embarrassing things, and everyone would rather discuss/film anything else.
9. The giant ape like ,black, hairy, giant footed creature roaming the forests of the Pacific Northwest. To you, it's the Sasquatch! To me it's ...........
10. What did the man from the Northwest Territories say to the waitress when he didn't like anything on the menu? I'll have Nunavut.
    (hint: would be funnier if you were Canadian)

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Northwest One Liners

Which northwest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with northwest? I can suggest the ones about southwest and east west.

1. Canadian joke eh! Why did the Northwest Territories split?
   They were halving Nunavut.
2. How much of the Northwest Territory's land isn't covered in snow? Nunavut.
3. The Washington r**... announced their new name! The Pacific Northwest r**...

Comical Northwest Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about northwest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean west coast jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make northwest pranks.