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Living in the northeast, I don't normally get mad about snow.
But this snitch a**... weatherman just let my wife know what six inches actually looks like.
Northeast Weather
I just got off the phone with my friend in Boston. He said that since early this morning, the snow has been nearly waist high and still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just staring. He said, if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
Today would have been Betty White's 100th birthday and a major snowstorm has hit the northeast US and Canada
I guess you could call this a Betty Whiteout
I was watching the weather on TV tonight and the forecaster said, "And because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 5 inches of snow." She then glared off camera and continued...
"Or as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches."
These reports of a major snowstorm hitting the Northeast don't concern me.
It's all just flake news.
What's the difference between the Northeast and the FBI?
Only one of them has been able to get Snowden.
Northeast Humor
What do you call it when eskimoes hook up to stay warm?
Netflix and Windchill
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