The Best 8 Northeast Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Northeast jokes. There are some northeast eastern jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these northeast southeast puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Northeast Jokes and Puns

Living in the northeast, I don't normally get mad about snow.

But this snitch ass weatherman just let my wife know what six inches actually looks like.

Northeast Weather

I just got off the phone with my friend in Boston. He said that since early this morning, the snow has been nearly waist high and still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just staring. He said, if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

I was watching the weather on TV tonight and the forecaster said, "And because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 5 inches of snow." She then glared off camera and continued...

"Or as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches."

These reports of a major snowstorm hitting the Northeast don't concern me.

It's all just flake news.

What's the difference between the Northeast and the FBI?

Only one of them has been able to get Snowden.


Northeast Humor

What do you call it when eskimoes hook up to stay warm?

Netflix and Windchill

Weather girl: …. and because of the cold front coming in from North-East,

we can expect about 3 inches of snow, or, as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches.  

The NSA is bracing itself for what could be the single largest data leak in history. Rumors are circulating about the possibility of thousands of whistleblowers stepping forward in unison across the Northeast in the next few days.

CNN reports, "This time tomorrow, there will be thousands of Edward's snowed in."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the northeast meteorologist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working northeast whistleblower piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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