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Living in the northeast, I don't normally get mad about snow.
But this snitch a**... weatherman just let my wife know what six inches actually looks like.
Today would have been Betty White's 100th birthday and a major snowstorm has hit the northeast US and Canada
I guess you could call this a Betty Whiteout
I was watching the weather on TV tonight and the forecaster said, "And because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 5 inches of snow." She then glared off camera and continued...
"Or as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches."
These reports of a major snowstorm hitting the Northeast don't concern me.
It's all just flake news.
What's the difference between the Northeast and the FBI?
Only one of them has been able to get Snowden.
Northeast Humor
What do you call it when eskimoes hook up to stay warm?
Netflix and Windchill
The NSA is bracing itself for what could be the single largest data leak in history. Rumors are circulating about the possibility of thousands of whistleblowers stepping forward in unison across the Northeast in the next few days.
CNN reports, "This time tomorrow, there will be thousands of Edward's snowed in."
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