North West Jokes
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Short north west jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The north west humour may include short northwest jokes also.
- How did kim kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye? North, things between West and I have gone South.
- Kim and Kanye's divorce is rough on their son, North West. It's like he's getting pulled in two different directions.
- Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want... But that child is going straight to the top...
And slightly to the left... - Why can chess Bishops only more diagonally? Because north, south, east and west are Cardinal directions.
- How does Ye explain his current problems to his kid? North West, I am sorry to say that my career is going south.
- Did you ever hear about that army from north-west France that was made up entirely of people using polearms? Y'know. The Brittany Spears?
- Two people are putting together a compass One of them says, "Okay, I got the North part here, South here, and East right here". Then the other guy says, "where's the West of it?"
- If pirates from the Pacific North West say "Shiver me timbers!", what do pirates from Iowa say? "Shiver me kernels!"
- Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction
- Kim Khardasian and Kanye West named their children North West and Saint West. But to prove I'm a worse parent... I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West
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North West One Liners
Which north west one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with north west? I can suggest the ones about north and north south.
- Kim and Kanye's kid launched a new perfume in her own name. North—by North West.
- Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
- Where does Kanye West like to go with his son? North West
- What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West.
- Kanye West's daughter releases album North by North West
- Kanye's daughter's first hit single. . . North by North West
- What does kanye west and North Korea have in common? They both are getting s**... by Kim
- When you wake up and think life s**.... But at least my name is not North Kardashian West
- "What's your s**... orientation?" "North West".
Comedy North West Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about north west you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean east west jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make north west pranks.
Q: If an electric train is traveling north-by-northeast at 59 MPH, and the wind is blowing west at 18 MPH, which way is the smoke blowing? A: There is no smoke; it's an electric train.
Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
Hot-Air Balloon
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour
ago, but I don't know where I am."
The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."
"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.
"I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?"
"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of you, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The woman below responded, "You must be in management."
"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault!"
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Lebron's life is like one big compass...
He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.
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Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West
They agreed that next time they would fly with v**...
When the Saxons landed in England...
...they decided to split up into five groups to cover as much ground as possible.
One group headed West and Wessex was born.
A particularly lazy bunch decided to stay exactly at the meeting point and incorporate Middlesex.
Another went South to form Sussex, which is still exactly where they made it, while yet another formed Essex to the East.
Oh, nearly forgot about the very conservative pack who went North. Nobody heard from them again
Kanye West's daughter should write a book called North
...It'll be called North by North West
A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost...
She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.
Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.
Lady: Oh, You must be an engineer.
Man: Yes! How did you know?
Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is, I'm still lost.
Engineer: I see, then you must be in Upper Management.
Lady: Yes! How did you know?
Engineer: You don't know where you are or where you are going. You made a promise, which you have no idea how to keep & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!
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Kanye name his son North West,
So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top.
And a little to the left
Letter from North Korea
When my friend moved to North Korea, he knew his mail would be read by censors, so he told me: "Let's establish a code. If a letter you get from me is written in blue ink, it is true what I say. If it is written in red ink, it is false."
After a month, I got the first letter. Everything was written in blue. It said, this letter: "Everything is wonderful here. Stores are full of good food. Movie theaters show good films from the west. Apartments are large and luxurious. The only thing you cannot buy is red ink."
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Never give your kids s**... names.
You might think it's funny but they have to live with that for the rest of their lives. Take Kanye West for example. His kids, North and Saint . They've got to spend their whole lives telling people that their dad is called Kanye .
The Race "Bound 2" Fail
Why did Kanye West's daughter run the opposite direction at her race?
-When the race began her parents shouted "GO NORTH WEST!!!"
Why does everyone talk about Middle East?
But not middle west, middle north, middle south?
Kylie Jenner just named her newborn baby daughter Stormi
I think the Kardashian family is trying to have a weather forecast for her kids, because it's going to be Stormi in North West Chicago with a chance of Reign.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge
And the lone ranger says: "Tonto! There's Indians to the North! And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! What are we going to do?"
And Tonto goes: "What do you mean we, white man?"
I once met a member of the Catholic faith who could only face North, East, South and West...
His name was Cardinal Directions
I suspect Kim and Kanye are preparing their son, North West, to become ...
... a member of One Direction.
Kim and Kanye's daughter North West is destined to become a member of...
... One Direction
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Fun facts about England
Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.
But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.
