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  1. How did kim kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye? North, things between West and I have gone South.
  2. Kim and Kanye's divorce is rough on their son, North West. It's like he's getting pulled in two different directions.
  3. Make fun of Kim Kardashians baby name choice for 'North West' if you want... But that child is going straight to the top...
    And slightly to the left...
  4. Why can chess Bishops only more diagonally? Because north, south, east and west are Cardinal directions.
  5. Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby "North West" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left
  6. Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.
  7. How did Kim Kardashian explain to her daughter the reason why Kanye is acting this way? North, my relationship with West has gone totally South.
  8. How does Ye explain his current problems to his kid? North West, I am sorry to say that my career is going south.
  9. Did you ever hear about that army from north-west France that was made up entirely of people using polearms? Y'know. The Brittany Spears?
  10. Two people are putting together a compass One of them says, "Okay, I got the North part here, South here, and East right here". Then the other guy says, "where's the West of it?"

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  1. Kim and Kanye's kid launched a new perfume in her own name. North—by North West.
  2. Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
  3. Where does Kanye West like to go with his son? North West
  4. What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West.
  5. Kanye West's daughter releases album North by North West
  6. Kanye's daughter's first hit single. . . North by North West
  7. What does kanye west and North Korea have in common? They both are getting s**... by Kim
  8. When you wake up and think life s**.... But at least my name is not North Kardashian West
  9. "What's your s**... orientation?" "North West".

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Q: If an electric train is traveling north-by-northeast at 59 MPH, and the wind is blowing west at 18 MPH, which way is the smoke blowing? A: There is no smoke; it's an electric train.

Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".

Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction

Kanye & Kim were discussing their decision to name their child North West

They agreed that next time they would fly with v**...

When the Saxons landed in England...

...they decided to split up into five groups to cover as much ground as possible.
One group headed West and Wessex was born.
A particularly lazy bunch decided to stay exactly at the meeting point and incorporate Middlesex.
Another went South to form Sussex, which is still exactly where they made it, while yet another formed Essex to the East.
Oh, nearly forgot about the very conservative pack who went North. Nobody heard from them again

Kanye West's daughter should write a book called North

...It'll be called North by North West

North West must be so confused visiting Caitlin Jenner...

... she's always putting her into headlocks until she cries Uncle

Kim Khardasian and Kanye West named their children North West and Saint West. But to prove I'm a worse parent...

I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being s**... by a person named Kim.

Kanye name his son North West,

So no matter who many people make fun of him, with a name like that we know he is heading straight to the top.
And a little to the left

Never give your kids s**... names.

You might think it's funny but they have to live with that for the rest of their lives. Take Kanye West for example. His kids, North and Saint . They've got to spend their whole lives telling people that their dad is called Kanye .

The Race "Bound 2" Fail

Why did Kanye West's daughter run the opposite direction at her race?
-When the race began her parents shouted "GO NORTH WEST!!!"

Why does everyone talk about Middle East?

But not middle west, middle north, middle south?

Kylie Jenner just named her newborn baby daughter Stormi

I think the Kardashian family is trying to have a weather forecast for her kids, because it's going to be Stormi in North West Chicago with a chance of Reign.

If pirates from the Pacific North West say "Shiver me timbers!", what do pirates from Iowa say?

"Shiver me kernels!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge

And the lone ranger says: "Tonto! There's Indians to the North! And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! What are we going to do?"
And Tonto goes: "What do you mean we, white man?"

I once met a member of the Catholic faith who could only face North, East, South and West...

His name was Cardinal Directions

I suspect Kim and Kanye are preparing their son, North West, to become ...

... a member of One Direction.

Kim and Kanye's daughter North West is destined to become a member of...

... One Direction

We all know Islam hates the West.

Turns out they hate the North, South and East just as much

Fun facts about England

Fun fact: Sussex, Wessex, Essex, and Middlesex, are all named for points on a compass, South, West, East, and Middle respectively, and represent places of Saxon occupancy. That is, Wessex means West Saxons.
But why Middle and not North, you ask. Well, Little Timmy, there's no north because no one wants to be called Nosex.

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