North Korean Jokes
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Funniest North Korean Short Jokes
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- North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media. When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
- What's the difference between North Korea and the US? North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
- BREAKING: North Korean leader in a vegetative state following surgery. They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
- North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine Woops, wrong sub
- A South Korean asks a North Korean How's life? The North Korean responds Well, I can't complain.
- A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family. He is the seoul breadwinner
- I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing.... ...and he responded, "I can't complain."
- Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump
- What's the difference between North Koreans and Americans? The Americans had a chance to vote.
- I really like ethnic foods, but the one type of asian cuisine I haven't had is North Korean food. Then again, neither have citizens of North Korea.
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North Korean One Liners
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- Why do North Koreans draw line so well? They have a Supreme Ruler.
- I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldnt complain
- Why do North Koreans hate jazz music? They don't have Seoul.
- Why are North Korean Figure Skaters so good? It's all about the Execution
- Why does the north Korean navy have glass bottom boats? So they can see their air Force.
- What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was? "can't complain"
- Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless? He doesn't have a Seoul.
- Being a North Korean is tough and all but hey At the end of the day, I can't complain.
- What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast.
- How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall? B 52
- Why are North Korean jokes so good? They have great execution
- Why don't North Koreans go to heaven? because they have no Seoul
- Have you tried North Korean food? Neither have they
- Why are South Koreans better dancers than North Koreans? They've got Seoul.
- Once the North Korean leader dies, who will take his place? His next of Kim
Fun-Filled North Korean Jokes to Boost Your Mood
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According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest.
Ta-da!
A North Korean Gymnast walks into a bar
his family is summarily executed.
Do you know what North Korean food tastes like?
neither do they...
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Kim Jong-il
When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean p**... was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or d**....
Apparently, p**... was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled "Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il"
What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?
North Koreans have no Seoul.
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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?
Because they won't hold a public e**....
Did anyone hear about the new North Korean dance?
Its called the Kim Jong un-ce unce unce unce unce
North Korean joke
A: There is a new power plant in Hamheung-si.
B: No, I'm just coming back from there, but I didn't see a power plant.
A: And there is a new chemical factory in Kimjeongsuk-gun.
B: I was there a week ago but I didn't see any factory...
A: Comrade! Stop running around and read the newspaper once in a while.
What do the North Koreans say when tgey see Kim Jong Un?
Hail mighty shitperor.
A joke about North Korea
A man is visiting North Korea, and start talking to a North Korean. He asks "So how are things here?"
The man answers "Can't complain." and walks away.
A New York Times reporter is interviewing some people
The first question asked is "What is your honest opinion about the shortage of meat in the world?"
The interview was a huge failure...
The African asks "What does meat mean?".
The American asks "What does shortage mean?".
The Chinese person asks "What does opinion mean?".
The Russian asks "What does honest mean?"
The North Korean just waits. The reporter asks again, and is told "The Interview is no good!"
A Big Gulp in a North Korean 7-11 should be called a "Supreme Litre."
What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?
North Koreans have no Seoul.
Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
A Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a New Yorker ....
A Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a New Yorker are walking down the street.
A reporter comes up to them and says,
Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?
The Saudi says, excuse me , what is this word shortage?
The Russian says, excuse me, what's meat?
The North Korean says, excuse me, what's an opinion?
The New Yorker says, excuse me, what's excuse me?
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What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?
Neither has a Seoul
What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?
King Kong Un
(From my younger brother).
Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?
He did some seoul searching.
Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?
Cos they've got no Seoul!
Thank you very much.
North-Korean food
I made North korean food for my GF.
She said pizza isn't North korean.
I said Shut up and eat it.
Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?
The singer can have a hit
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How do you stop a North Korean tank?
Shoot the soldier pushing it.
What weighs 20 times a North Korean?
Kim Jong Un.
In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote.
A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".
You gotta love North Korea
Especially if you're a North Korean
An American, a Briton, and a North Korean look at a picture of Adam and Eve
An American, a Briton, and a North Korean look at a picture of Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden and try to figure out what nationality they are.
The American says, "Look at how free and independent they are, they must be Americans."
The Briton says, "What are you talking about, look at how calm and reserved they are, the are obviously British."
The North Korean says, "You two are both missing the point. They have no clothes, no shelter, they only have and apple to eat between them and yet they are being told that they live in paradise. They're clearly North Korean."
How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?
None of the North Korean athletes defected.
What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?
PYONG! YANG!
What do you call the North Korean dictator?
Seouless
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North Koreans are huge Dark Souls fans
They spend all their time praisin' the son.
Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?
They're writing their last will and testament.
A teacher asks three of his students a question
"In your own words, what does capitalism mean?"
The American student asks "What does 'define' mean?"
The Russian student asks "What does 'capitalism' mean?"
The North Korean student asks "What does 'in your own words' mean?"
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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?
One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs
If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un....
We could write the North Korean Official Website.
My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago.
"She must cook great Asian food by now."
"Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."
A North Korean defector got caught at the border.
But his plan went south.
What would you call a North Korean news channel?
The Medium.
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Why is the North Korean dictator so evil?
Because he has no Seoul.
News: Trump would be honoured to meet North Korean dictator.
He's my kind of guy — crazy, overweight and has a ridiculous haircut. Said North Korea's dictator.
North Korean launches keep getting better and better
Heck, they even made it to the front page today!
The US Navy is starting to worry about the North Korean military.
Since all the missles they launch at Washington end up hitting the ocean, the odds are they will eventually hit a ship.
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Why does God love North Koreans?
Because they are the Choson people.
Why are Korean Women's belts called the '38th Parallel'?
So that the belts could separate the mountains of the north from the dense forests of the south.
As a North Korean I am offended at this "Can't complain" meme. We can complain
But why get killed?
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Why are North Korean weekends so lame?
Because theres only one party.
What does the North Korean missile crisis and my labido have in common?
It boast and blast off proudly. And collapses quickly
I wonder what North Korean food tastes like...
Oh wait, there is no food.
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What do gingers and North Koreans have in common?
They've go no Seoul.
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Why is North Korean music so bad?
They've got no Seoul.
What's more powerful than a North Korean nuclear bomb?
Ford Fiesta.
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2 north korean farmers were working in a field
When all of a sudden they spot 2 grenades in the rice p**... up ahead.
Farmer 1: let us take the grenades to the police in a car
Farmer 2: what if one of them explodes while we are on the way to the police station?
Farmer 1: we tell the police that we found only 1
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Breaking News: Secretary of Defense Mattis has released an official statement on the realistic outlook of a North Korean pre-emptive attack.
*"We'd whoop-them-Gangum-style."*
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I was talking to a North Korean about freedom
I told him, "You know what's the best thing about freedom? If I ever see President Trump, I can shout, 'Hey Mr. President, you're an a**...!'"
The North Korean answered, "I have that freedom too. If I ever see President Kim, I can shout, 'Hey Supreme Leader, Donald Trump is an a**...!'"
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What do you call North Korean K-pop?
p**... Style.
What did the South Korean flag holder say to the North Korean holder after the ceremony?
Hey, let's grab some lunch! I bet you're starving!
What do you call a North Korean Olympian?
A Seoul Searcher
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Why are the North Korean cheerleaders refusing to dance?
Because they don't have Seoul.
What did the North Korean coach say to the figure skater before her competition?
We expect great execution.
What did the coach say after a poor performance?
We expect great execution.
What do you call a North Korean who isn't sure what to say?
Kim Jon Um...
Say what you will about George W Bush, but he wouldn't have stood for North Korean aggression...
He'd have invaded New Zealand by now...
Why can't North Koreans find true love ?
Because they just can't find a Seoul-mate !
What were North Korean communists using before gas lamps?
Electric Lamps
How do you laugh in North Korean?
You dont
What's the North Korean leader's favorite periodic element?
Un un quadium. Then, uranium
