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- What's the difference between North Korea and the US? North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
- I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea "I can't complain" he wrote back.
- North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City, and I think that's really scary. If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
- Why isn't there democracy in North Korea? Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
- The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York... ... because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
- I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there His exact words were... "I can't complain"
Must not be all that bad there. - North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won't win. Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea
- There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola: The directions say the medication must be taken with food.
- I'm concerned with the world news at the moment. Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, and I was thinking.
"If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere". - Did you see that gymnast from North Korea in the Olympics? She didn't win gold but her execution was flawless.
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Which north korea one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with north korea? I can suggest the ones about south korean and leader kim.
- What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea? A supreme liter
- Why is North Korea so heartless? because they have no seoul
ahahahah.. please laugh - North Korea bans sarcasm What a great idea.
- I asked someone in North Korea how their day was going... They replied, "Can't complain."
- Why did North Korea's missile fail? It had projectile disfunction.
- Why is North Korea so good at geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler!
- I want to visit north Korea one day... before everything goes south.
- Why is North Korea horrible? Because they have no Seoul.
- How does North Korea celebrate Christmas? With missile tows
- North Korea is calling for war. In other news, it's Saturday.
- Why is everyone in North Korea illiterate? Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.
- People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea Eh, can't complain.
- Why are lines in North Korea so straight? Because they have a supreme ruler
- I asked my friend how he likes living in North Korea. He said he couldn't complain.
- Q: How's your visit in North Korea? A: Can't complain ...
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What funny jokes about north korea you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dictator kim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make north korea pranks.
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media.
When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
Why do North Koreans draw line so well?
They have a Supreme Ruler.
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler
Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there
He said he couldnt complain
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by their government and the media.
But I know that can't possibly be true. Because every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
Why is the North Korean dictator so evil?
Because he has no Seoul.
People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and the state controlled national news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.
That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, The United States of America.
Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.
Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.
BREAKING: North Korean leader in a vegetative state following surgery.
They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive
Many things used to be i**... in North Korea.
Now they're unlegal.
How do you stop a North Korean tank?
Shoot the soldier pushing it.
People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and controlled news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.
That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, America.
North Korean citizens believe they live in the best country in the world because the government and the media brainwash them.
When every American citizen knows that America is the best country in the world.
I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea...
He says he can't complain.
Why are North Korean weekends so lame?
Because theres only one party.
Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea?
He's now the pole vault champion of South Korea.
I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there.
He said he couldn't complain.
Why do North Koreans hate jazz music?
They don't have Seoul.
What do you call North Korean K-pop?
p**... Style.
North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine
Woops, wrong sub
Why are North Korean Figure Skaters so good?
It's all about the Execution
There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang...
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Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.
To desire more is greed.
Why does the north Korean navy have glass bottom boats?
So they can see their air Force.
What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?
"can't complain"
I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like!
[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.
North Korea is handling Covid surprisingly well
Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,
This week the stat went up to 9/9!
Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?
He doesn't have a Seoul.
North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary…
Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere…
I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there.
He said he can't complain.
Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.
Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"
A South Korean asks a North Korean How's life?
The North Korean responds Well, I can't complain.
A friend just returned from a visit to North Korea.
Me: How was the stay over there?
Friend: Can't complain.
Why is North Korea so accurate at measuring microscopic distances?
They have a supreme ruler
A Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a New Yorker ....
A Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a New Yorker are walking down the street.
A reporter comes up to them and says,
Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?
The Saudi says, excuse me , what is this word shortage?
The Russian says, excuse me, what's meat?
The North Korean says, excuse me, what's an opinion?
The New Yorker says, excuse me, what's excuse me?
A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family.
He is the seoul breadwinner
Being a North Korean is tough and all but hey
At the end of the day, I can't complain.
What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?
Breakfast.
How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall?
B 52
North Korea reminds me of a redhead
Because they both have no Seoul
So my friend lives in North Korea
And I asked him how it is there.
He replied "Well, I can't complain."
Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea
He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business
A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.
1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.
Why is North Korea so cruel?
Because it doesn't have a Seoul!
North Korea's leader has been suspiciously absent, arousing concerns from his followers who all wonder...
...Is Kim Jong ill?
What's the difference between North Korea and EA?
North Korea hasn't s**... up as many launches as EA
An international conference was being held..
In which USA, North Korea, Europe and Africa were taking part.
The judge said,"I would like to hear your opinions about shortage of food in the rest of the world, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask us".
African president asked, "What is food?".
Europe asked, "What is Short?".
USA asked, "What is the rest of the world?".
North Korea asked, "What is Opinion?".
I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing....
...and he responded, "I can't complain."
I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier.
Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US.
Before candles, what did North Korean communists use to light their homes with?
Electricity.
Why did North Korea fight South Korea?
Because North Korea has no Seoul
What does Kanye West and North Korea have in common?
They both are getting s**... by Kim
I asked a North Korean how his life was going...
He said "can't complain."
I asked my North Korean friend what life was like there.
He can't complain.
Why is North Korea's literacy rate so high?
Because they have a supreme reader
So I met this guy from North Korea.
I asked him, "so how was life in North Korea?"
He replied "Can't complain."
What is the only sized soft drink you can order in North Korea?
Supreme Liter.
