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North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.
A supreme liter
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
"I can't complain" he wrote back.
because they have no seoul
ahahahah.. please laugh
If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
... because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.
What a great idea.
Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.
They replied, "Can't complain."
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His exact words were... "I can't complain"
Must not be all that bad there.
Now they're unlegal.
Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea
That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, America.
The directions say the medication must be taken with food.
and I was thinking.
"If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere".
She didn't win gold but her execution was flawless.
It had projectile disfunction.
He says he can't complain.
He's now the pole vault champion of South Korea.
Because they have a supreme ruler!
before everything goes south.
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Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.
To desire more is greed.
Because they have no Seoul.
[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.
With missile tows
Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,
This week the stat went up to 9/9!
Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere…
In other news, it's Saturday.
Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.
Eh, can't complain.
Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"
Me: How was the stay over there?
Friend: Can't complain.
He said he couldn't complain.
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