The Best 35 North Korea Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest North Korea Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between North Korea and the US?

North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.

What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter

Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?

The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."

Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"

The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."

Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"

The student replies "An orphan."

I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea

"I can't complain" he wrote back.

Why is North Korea so heartless?

because they have no seoul

ahahahah.. please laugh


North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City, and I think that's really scary.

If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York...

... because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

North Korea bans sarcasm

What a great idea.

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

I asked someone in North Korea how their day was going...

They replied, "Can't complain."

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I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there

His exact words were... "I can't complain"

Must not be all that bad there.

Many things used to be illegal in North Korea.

Now they're unlegal.

North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won't win.

Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea

People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and controlled news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.

That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, America.

There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:

The directions say the medication must be taken with food.

I'm concerned with the world news at the moment. Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York,

and I was thinking.

"If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere".

Did you see that gymnast from North Korea in the Olympics?

She didn't win gold but her execution was flawless.

Why did North Korea's missile fail?

It had projectile disfunction.


I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea...

He says he can't complain.

Did you hear about the pole vault champion of North Korea?

He's now the pole vault champion of South Korea.

Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler!

I want to visit north Korea one day...

before everything goes south.

There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang...

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Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.

To desire more is greed.

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like!

[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.

How does North Korea celebrate Christmas?

With missile tows

North Korea is handling Covid surprisingly well

Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,



This week the stat went up to 9/9!

North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary…

Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere…

North Korea is calling for war.

In other news, it's Saturday.

Why is everyone in North Korea illiterate?

Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.

People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea

Eh, can't complain.

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

A friend just returned from a visit to North Korea.

Me: How was the stay over there?

Friend: Can't complain.

I asked my friend how he likes living in North Korea.

He said he couldn't complain.

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