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North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media.

When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.

Why do North Koreans draw lines so well?

They have a Supreme Ruler.

What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A supreme liter

North joke, What's the only drink size they allow in North Korea?

A weather report for you

I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian Border. He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, it is nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

So my friend lives in North Korea

And I asked him how it is there.
He replied "Well, I can't complain."


Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

"can't complain"

North joke, What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

I was watching the Dyslexic news channel earlier.


Apparently North Korea are making unclear threats to the US.

You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south?

Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush.

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing....

...and he responded, "I can't complain."

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.

1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

I ask my friend in North Korea how he likes it there

His exact words were... "I can't complain"

Must not be all that bad there.

A Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a New Yorker ....

A Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a New Yorker are walking down the street.

A reporter comes up to them and says,
Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?

The Saudi says, excuse me , what is this word shortage?

The Russian says, excuse me, what's meat?

The North Korean says, excuse me, what's an opinion?

The New Yorker says, excuse me, what's excuse me?

There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:

The directions say the medication must be taken with food.

North joke, There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:

A North-Korean officer pulls out a megaphone at the North and South Korean border and yells "Kim Jong-Un is an idiot!" and gets sent to 31 years in a labor camp.

1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and 30 years for revealing a state secret.

North Korea is calling for war.

In other news, it's Saturday.

North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine

Woops, wrong sub


A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family.

He is the seoul breadwinner

I want to visit north Korea one day...

before everything goes south.

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea.

Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the soldier pushing it.

How much of northern Canada is livable?

*Nunavut*

Q: How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

There are no divorce courts at the North Pole,

so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon.

They're great for separating independent Clauses.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea...

He says he can't complain.

There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang...

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Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea.

To desire more is greed.

North Korea bans sarcasm

What a great idea.

North Korea reminds me of a redhead

Because they both have no Seoul

I was talking to a hot North African girl for hours.

We just clicked

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea

Eh, can't complain.

An international conference was being held..

In which USA, North Korea, Europe and Africa were taking part.

The judge said,"I would like to hear your opinions about shortage of food in the rest of the world, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask us".

African president asked, "What is food?".

Europe asked, "What is Short?".

USA asked, "What is the rest of the world?".

North Korea asked, "What is Opinion?".

Why is the North Korean dictator so evil?

Because he has no Seoul.

I asked my North Korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea

"I can't complain" he wrote back.

Why did North Korea's missile fail?

It had projectile disfunction.

Why is North Korea so heartless?

because they have no seoul

ahahahah.. please laugh

Being a North Korean is tough and all but hey

At the end of the day, I can't complain.

A friend just returned from a visit to North Korea.

Me: How was the stay over there?

Friend: Can't complain.

I asked someone in North Korea how their day was going...

They replied, "Can't complain."

North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York, which is a bit scary…

Because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere…

Donald Trump finally revealed his plans to defeat North Korea

He's buying it and turning it into a Trump brand business

How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall?

B 52

I live in North Korea and I'm ready to tell the world what it's really like!

[Edit]: The sun shines brightly on our smiles and future as our glorious leaders bring us joy with their mighty military.

I'm concerned with the world news at the moment. Apparently, North Korea now has a missile that can hit New York,

and I was thinking.

"If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere".

North Korea now has a missle that can reach New York City, and I think that's really scary.

If it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

Why are North Korean weekends so lame?

Because theres only one party.

Many things used to be illegal in North Korea.

Now they're unlegal.

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there

He said he couldnt complain

Why does the north Korean navy have glass bottom boats?

So they can see their air Force.

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

The whole world should be worried that North Korea has a missile that can hit New York...

... because if it can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

How does North Korea celebrate Christmas?

With missile tows

Santa and Mrs. Claus have decided to break up

However, finding a divorce lawyer at the North Pole is next to impossible, so instead they got a semicolon.

They're great at separating independent Clauses.

Before candles, what did North Korean communists use to light their homes with?

Electricity.

North Korea is participating in the olympics this year, but they won't win.

Because all of their athletes that can run jump or swim are in south korea

I met a North African girl the other night, we spoke for hours.

We just clicked.

What do you call North Korean K-Pop?

Propaganda Style.

Why are North Korean Figure Skaters so good?

It's all about the Execution

Why is North Korea so accurate at measuring microscopic distances?

They have a supreme ruler

A North American arrives in the UK on vacation and needs directions.

Two plus size women with accents are walking by. The Foreigner says excuse me. Do you two gals happen to be from England . One of the women replies No idiot. Wales!!!!

The Foreigner is taken aback. I'm sorry, let me start over he says. Excuse me. Do you two whales happen to be from England?

Why is everyone in North Korea illiterate?

Because there can only be one Supreme Reader.

North Korea's leader has been suspiciously absent, arousing concerns from his followers who all wonder...

...Is Kim Jong ill?

BREAKING: North Korean leader in a vegetative state following surgery.

They've begun calling him Kim Jong Un-Responsive

What's the difference between North Korea and the US?

North Koreans can't tell if their leader is seriously dead. Americans can't tell if their leader is dead serious.

Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?

Because they have a supreme ruler

Why do North Koreans hate jazz music?

They don't have Seoul.

Why is North Korea so good at geometry?

Because they have a supreme ruler!

What's the difference between Reddit and the north pole?

The north pole doesn't have as many snowflakes.

North Korea is handling Covid surprisingly well

Last week 9/10 doctors said Covid-19 was under control,



This week the stat went up to 9/9!

I asked my North Korean friend how he liked living there.

He said he can't complain.

People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and controlled news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.

That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, America.

Santa Claus will be allowed to go out and deliver presents without speading Covid-19

He has spent the last year in the North Pole in Ice-olation

Why are lines in North Korea so straight?

Because they have a supreme ruler

What's Santa's nationality?

North Polish.

A South Korean asks a North Korean How's life?

The North Korean responds Well, I can't complain.

How did Kim Kardashian tell her kid about her upcoming divorce with Kanye?

North, things between West and I have gone South.

As Northern Germans, we really struggle with the six feet distance mandate ...

Hopefully we can go back to our usual 10 feet distance after being vaccinated.

Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?

The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."

Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"

The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."

Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"

The student replies "An orphan."

Why can chess Bishops only more diagonally?

Because north, south, east and west are Cardinal directions.

North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music.

They have named it K-Boom.

Brain fart

Boss: Does your wife want to go skiing with my wife in North America?

Employee: Alaska?

Boss: Great, the and let me know by Monday.

I asked a north korean what he had to say about the country

he said he can't complain

Two German explorers

Two German explorers were making their way east across New York when they came to a wide river.

Karl: How vill vee get across dee large body of vater?

The other explorer sees a large, steel object north of them.

Heinrich: Look der es und structure dat vee can use to cross

Karl and Heinrich make their way across and into the land know as upstate New York. Karl gets to the other side but notices that his companion is still behind. Karl also notices that he is continuously poking his finger on the object they just crossed.

Karl: Heinrich, vat are you doing?

Heinrich: I'm Tappan Zee Bridge

Why is the North Korean National library so big?

Because Kim Jong-Un is a supreme reader!

Did you know

The f in North Korea stands for Freedom

North Korean citizens believe they live in the best country in the world because the government and the media brainwash them.

When every American citizen knows that America is the best country in the world.

Why North Korea falling in love with South Korea?

Because South Korea has a beautiful Seoul

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