North America Jokes
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Funniest North America Short Jokes
Short north america jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The north america humour may include short south america jokes also.
- North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media. When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
- I'm so sick of people making fun of the United States Don't they know we're the third best country in North America?
- Ancient humans, venturing across the ice bridge to North America, got lost quite often. They found it very hard to keep their Bering Strait.
- I used to be the 2nd best boxer in North America... I boxed in over 100 matches and always came 2nd
- Personally, I don't get why people complain about American Healthcare It ranked 3rd in North America
- What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common? Living within continents.
- TEACHER: George go to the map and find North America. George: Here is it!
TEACHER: Correct! now, class, who discovered North America?
Class: George! - My friend asked what my wifes obsession with North America is all about I'm not sure, but I said Alaska.
- Who invented the North America? TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America.
SARAH: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class,
who discovered America?CLASS: Sarah! - If the Scottish started to colonize North America before the British... Could I say that the Scott Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock?
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North America One Liners
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- Why is North Korea going fail against America? They lack the element of supplies
- On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you this weekend?
- How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
- Why is North America so salty? Because its Na.
- What's North America's most famous red wine? Give back our land!
- What did the natives receive when the white man colonized North America Nunavut
- Why do fishermen fish in north America? 'Cause they're all about that bass
- Yesterday I bought an actual size map of North America
- I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian
- How did Hindus arrive in North America? One swam over, the rest walked on his s**....
Humorous North America Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
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Kids from around the globe were asked to write an essay...
and the teacher asked, "Please write in your own opinion about the insufficient amount of food in other countries."
But none of the could write it.
The kid from South America didn't know what 'please' was.
The Asian kid didn't know what 'your own opinion' was.
The European kid didn't know what the word 'insufficient' meant.
The Kid from Africa didn't know what 'food' was.
And the kid from North America had absolutely no clue what the heck were 'other countries'.
Three men are on a boat back to North America...
A Mexican, an American, and a Canadian are all heading back to their home countries after going on a vacation in Europe. Suddenly the boat starts to sink. The Canadian says, "The boat is too heavy, we need to get rid of some stuff." The Mexican says, "We already have too many of these in Mexico!" and he throws the tacos out of the boat. The Canadian says, "We already have too many of these in Canada!" and he throws all the maple syrup off the boat. The American says, "We already have too many of these in America!" and he throws the Mexican off the boat.
*apoligies for racism, I am not a racist person*
In 1941, a German boy named Hans was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, h**... announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where's the United States?" asked Hans. His father pointed on a map to the continental nation in North America.
"And I'm told we're already at war with Russia," the curious lad continued. "Where is Russia?" His father pointed to where Soviet Russia lay in all its time zone-hogging glory.
"And we're also at war with the British Empire," added Hans. "Where is that?" His father pointed out all the territories of the empire upon which the sun never set.
"And where is Germany?" asked Hans. His father pointed to their country in central Europe.
Hans thought for a moment and then said, "Father, has h**... seen this map?"
Each country in North America has a national sport.
The U.S has football.
Canada has hockey.
Mexico has hurdles
So the mormons believe Jews came to the North America and were the 'indians.' Hmmm...
Maybe that's why so many indians belong to the 'sue' nation?
North America blames Pacific for his extreme build up of stress. Pacific replies "It's not my fault"
It's San Andreas fault.
In light of the latest North Korea missile failure...
America is no longer their greatest enemy...
The Ocean, however, is!
How Canada got it's name, eh
Three men were hiking in the wilds north of America, in the country that is now known as Canada.
They gradually realize that they are exploring undiscovered territory.
Man 1 looks at his buddies, clearly excited.
I think we discovered a new land, eh! He says enthusiastically.
We're venturing where no men have ever gone before, eh, Man
2 agrees, also excited.
Let's name it, Man 3 decides.
We'll each pick a letter, so it'll be fair, eh!
The three of them agree to this method, and Man 1 begins.
C, eh, Man 1 starts.
N, eh, Man 2 continues.
D, eh, Man 3 finishes.
As things have escalated between North Korea and America. The Americans have revealed their secret weapon.
British troops
Russian submarines caught tapping into undersea internet cables to intercept and manipulate internet traffic going to North America.
What song did Cortez sing as he neared the north western end of South America?
"It's beginning to look a lot like Isth-mus!"
200 years ago today, the buffalo was tamed in North America...
Today is the bison-tennial.
People say there are free speech issues in North Korea and I disagree...
For instance: in America, you can walk right outside the White House, gather in the street, and say I don't like the way the government is running this country!
You can do that in North Korea too! In fact, you can walk down any street in Pyongyang, gather your friends, and yell I don't like the way the Americans are running their country!
TIL: A man in North America has s**... two or three times a week, whereas Japanese men have s**... two or three times a year.
Konichiwa, everyone.
In the 19th century, it was believed that the masses on top of volumes of settlers rightfully occupied North America.
Historians refer to this doctrine as manifest density
I dont understand how one of the most widespread traditions in America is about flying reindeers from the north pole.
Its just not clausible.
The Creation Of Sodium
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honour of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
There's alot of panic regarding the E.Coli outbreak in North America.
But I think people should Romaine calm.
m**... hornets have arrived in North America...
...I remember when they were killer bees.
Have you heard about those new "m**... hornets" that have been found in North America for the first time ever?
A friend of mine is a good lawyer and can get the charges reduced to manslaughter hornet
3 people died and went to h**......
One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from North Korea.
The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged.
The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24.
The man from North Korea spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why.
The devil responded: Local calls are free .
People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and controlled news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.
That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, America.
Breaking News: Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan and North Korea to send a joint expeditionary force...
...to Washington D.C. in order to bring peace, democracy and the rule of law to the troubled nation of United States of America.
Brain f**...
Boss: Does your wife want to go skiing with my wife in North America?
Employee: Alaska?
Boss: Great, the and let me know by Monday.
North Korean citizens believe they live in the best country in the world because the government and the media brainwash them.
When every American citizen knows that America is the best country in the world.
Wild Life
A bear, a lion and a bat meet up. The bear says, "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear." The lion says, "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me."
"Big deal!'' says the bat. "All I have to do is cough, and the entire planet shuts down."
North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by their government and the media.
But I know that can't possibly be true. Because every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and the state controlled national news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.
That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, The United States of America.
Brown Pants
During the French and Indian Wars in North America, the French captured a British Officer during an engagement. Later that evening the French officers gathered and dined with the new captive.
After dinner the French commander asked their prisoner Sir, we have been wondering why British officers wear a red coat, as it makes you an obvious target for our sharpshooters . The British officer replied We wear it so that if we are wounded, the sight of our blood does not panic our men .
Ever since that day, French Officers have worn brown pants.