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An international conference was being held..
In which USA, North Korea, Europe and Africa were taking part.
The judge said,"I would like to hear your opinions about shortage of food in the rest of the world, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask us".
African president asked, "What is food?".
Europe asked, "What is Short?".
USA asked, "What is the rest of the world?".
North Korea asked, "What is Opinion?".
Wild Life
A bear, a lion and a bat meet up. The bear says, "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire forest is shivering with fear." The lion says, "And if I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire savannah is afraid of me."
"Big deal!'' says the bat. "All I have to do is cough, and the entire planet shuts down."
What's the one problem that everyone from Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia have in common?
Living within continents.
When a clock goes forward it's tic-tac, but when Rommel retreats it's tactic.
When a clock goes forward it's tic-tac, but when MacArthur retreats it's tactic.
When a clock goes forward, it's tactic, but when <general> retreats it's tactic.
Old British WWII joke during the War in North Africa.
What brand of plastic wrap do they use in North Africa?
Saharan Wrap
Met a lovely woman from North Africa the other day
We must of talked for at least an hour. We just clicked.
Congratulations North Africa!
Oh, I meant France!
Kids from around the globe were asked to write an essay...
and the teacher asked, "Please write in your own opinion about the insufficient amount of food in other countries."
But none of the could write it.
The kid from South America didn't know what 'please' was.
The Asian kid didn't know what 'your own opinion' was.
The European kid didn't know what the word 'insufficient' meant.
The Kid from Africa didn't know what 'food' was.
And the kid from North America had absolutely no clue what the heck were 'other countries'.
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