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North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media.
When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.
Why do North Koreans draw line so well?
They have a Supreme Ruler.
According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest.
Ta-da!
Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?
because they have no Seoul
A North Korean Gymnast walks into a bar
his family is summarily executed.
What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?
"can't complain"
Why is North Korea going fail against America?
They lack the element of supplies
North Korea threatens to start nuclear war
France surrenders just in case
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A North Irish girl lives with her grandmother...
and they find that they are running very low on money. The girl tells her grandma,
"I'm going to head off south to find work, I'll come back with money. I promise."
The girl is gone for many months, and when she returns home she has tons of money! The grandmother is overjoyed and says,
"How did you make all this money, child?"
The girl says in a hushed voice, "Well, I was a p**... grandma."
The grandmother looked enraged, "What did you say?!"
"I was a p**..., grandma! I'm sorry."
The grandmother calms down, "Oh thank God! I thought you said you were a protestant!"
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Why is North Korea so lame?
It's got no Seoul.
What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?
North Koreans have no Seoul.
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Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?
Because they won't hold a public e**....
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Why is North Korea so evil?
Because it's got no Seoul!
North Korean joke
A: There is a new power plant in Hamheung-si.
B: No, I'm just coming back from there, but I didn't see a power plant.
A: And there is a new chemical factory in Kimjeongsuk-gun.
B: I was there a week ago but I didn't see any factory...
A: Comrade! Stop running around and read the newspaper once in a while.
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Why isn't North Korea democratic?
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public e**...
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Northern women have p**...
Gals from the south have FTS.
Fixin' to Start
Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?
It's because they are a Seoulless nation.
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What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?
Neither has a Seoul
In North Korea, you actually do get freedom of speech.
Just not freedom *after* your speech.
North Korea is calling for war.
In other news, it's Saturday.
North Korean submarine accidentally destroys another North Korean submarine
Woops, wrong sub
A North Korean man frequently sneaks to the South Korean capital to gamble for bakery goods for his family.
He is the seoul breadwinner
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