Norse Jokes

Funniest Norse Short Jokes

Short norse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The norse humour may include short kings jokes also.

1. How do viking ships communicate with each other? Norse code
   I'm gonna keep making these jokes until one blows up
2. What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings.
3. What do you call a Norse god who doesn't draw much attention to themselves? Low Key.......!
4. 4 Norse Gods, 1 Roman God, and 2 Astrological bodies walk into a bar. The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke.
5. Bad joke incoming 4 Norse gods, 1 roman god, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar. The bartender says "This is gonna be a week joke"
6. I saw a Norse god discreetly playing 49Hz notes on a piano in space... I thought to myself: "What a low G low G low key low key Loki."
7. Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor... And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!
8. Mike Tyson gets really upset if you talk to him about Norse mythology. It's a Thor subject.
9. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet? DownlOdin.
   What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally?
   Thorrenting.
10. How does the Norse God of mischief like to celebrate his birthday? He likes to keep it low-key

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Norse One Liners

Which norse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with norse? I can suggest the ones about viking and neigh.

1. Puns about Norse gods... are Loki the best.
2. If I were a homosexual Norse god... I'd keep it Loki.
3. Why is the Norse god of thunder Thor? Because he forgot hith thaddle
4. What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea
5. What is Thor's favorite method of communication? Norse code.
6. I never told anyone about my date with a norse God. They wanted to keep it Loki.
7. what's it called when you're secretly a norse god? you're low key loki
8. What goes bjork-bjork-bjork fjergen-fjergen-fjergen bjork-bjork-bjork? Norse code
9. What language did the Viking secret service use to communicate in secret? Norse code.
10. How did the Scandinavian countries communicate during WW2? Norse code
11. My Norwegian friend sent me a program he created... ...call that Norse code.
12. What do you call a subtle Norse god? Low-key
13. Who is the Norse god of being quiet and unassuming? Low-key.
14. Why don't we hear very much about the Norse god of mischief? He's low key.
15. Where do Vikings go when they get old? The Norsing home

Norse Gods Jokes

Here is a list of funny norse gods jokes and even better norse gods puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just listened to a heavy metal band singing about norse gods Now that's what I call Ragna-rock!
• Did you hear about the Norse god who couldn't stop losing hair? His name was Balder
• What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?
• I hate when my friends always talk about Norse gods Like bro it's Loki annoying
• What did they rename the Norse god of lightning after he turned into gold and began writing books? Author
• Who is the most laid back Norse God? Loki
• I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it. I guess you could say I'm low-key.
• The guy who played "The Mountain" from Game of Thrones is 50% of a Norse god. He's Hafthor.
• What do you call a Norse god after a workout? Thor
• This joke is sponsored by a Norse God's subtle, ground-level baritone, door unlocker. It's Loki's low low key, low key, key.

The Funniest Norse Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about norse you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nuke jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make norse pranks.