Norse Gods Jokes
43 norse gods jokes and hilarious norse gods puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about norse gods that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Norse Gods Short Jokes
Short norse gods jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The norse gods humour may include short roman gods jokes also.
- What do you call a Norse god who doesn't draw much attention to themselves? Low Key.......!
- 4 Norse Gods, 1 Roman God, and 2 Astrological bodies walk into a bar. The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke.
- Bad joke incoming 4 Norse gods, 1 roman god, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar. The bartender says "This is gonna be a week joke"
- I saw a Norse god discreetly playing 49Hz notes on a piano in space... I thought to myself: "What a low G low G low key low key Loki."
- Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor... And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!
- What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet? DownlOdin.
What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally?
Thorrenting. - How does the Norse God of mischief like to celebrate his birthday? He likes to keep it low-key
- I just listened to a heavy metal band singing about norse gods Now that's what I call Ragna-rock!
- What did they rename the Norse god of lightning after he turned into gold and began writing books? Author
- I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it. I guess you could say I'm low-key.
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Norse Gods One Liners
Which norse gods one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with norse gods? I can suggest the ones about gods and viking.
- Puns about Norse gods... are Loki the best.
- If I were a homosexual Norse god... I'd keep it Loki.
- Why is the Norse god of thunder Thor? Because he forgot hith thaddle
- I never told anyone about my date with a norse God. They wanted to keep it Loki.
- what's it called when you're secretly a norse god? you're low key loki
- What do you call a subtle Norse god? Low-key
- Who is the Norse god of being quiet and unassuming? Low-key.
- Why don't we hear very much about the Norse god of mischief? He's low key.
- Did you hear about the Norse god who couldn't stop losing hair? His name was Balder
- What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god? Are you Thor?
- I hate when my friends always talk about Norse gods Like bro it's Loki annoying
- Who is the most laid back Norse God? Loki
- What do you call a Norse god after a workout? Thor
- How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday? With a low-key event
- I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.
Giggle-Inducing Norse Gods Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about norse gods you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thor and loki jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make norse gods pranks.
Ever have s**... with a girl only to realize they're completely insane?
For example, last week I hooked up with this cute red-head . She was smart, s**..., bit of a lisp. Everything seemed normal, but the second we got finished she started going on about how she was the Norse god of thunder.
The guy who played "The Mountain" from Game of Thrones is 50% of a Norse god.
He's Hafthor.
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It's Loki's low low key, low key, key.