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My grandfather killed six Germans at Normandy beach.
Not as heroic as it sounds, though, he just did it last week.
There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
What happened on June 6, 1944?
We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!
What was the turning point of world war 2?
Battle of the bulge, sir!
What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!
The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.
An old American was visiting Paris and spend couple minutes at immigration control looking for his passport.
- "Monseigneur, have you ever been in Paris before?" asked officer impatiently.
- "Oh yes I have, but I didn't really have to show it" responded older gentleman.
- "Not possible, you always show passport to French officer"
-"Well the last time I landed in Normandy, I could not find a single
Frenchman to show my passport"
The last joke my Italian grandfather told me before he passed.
Two italian soldiers are sitting on a beach in Normandy during WWII when a German submarine surfaces offshore. One Italian looks at the other and says, "Is thata UBoat?" The other Italian replies, "nope, not mine".
My Grandfather killed 6 Germans at Normandy
Don't feel to excited, as he did it on vacation last week.
In 1944, a unit of zombie dolphins were deployed by the allies to assist in the invasion of Normandy.
They were named the marine corpse
My Grandfather died in Normandy...
After his loot box landed on him...
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