Norman Jokes
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I asked old Maud how she lost her husband. She told me her sad story…
"Well, he needed a blood transfusion, but his blood type was not on record, so the doctors asked me if I knew what it was, as they urgently needed to know, in order to save my Norman's life.
Tragically, I've never known his blood type, so I only had time to sit and say goodbye.
I'll never forget how supportive my Norman was.
Even as he was fading away, he kept on whispering to me, "Be positive, be positive!"
That was my Norman! Always thinking of others."
'Wow Pastor, what a beautiful church'. 'Indeed, it's Norman'.
'Wow Norman, what a beautiful church'.
I was born in very sorry circumstances....
Both of my parents were very sorry.
\-Joke by Norman Wisdom (Source IMDB)-
What path do Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates, and Freddy Krueger take walks on?
Psycho Path.
I was out on the street, minding my own business...
when this guy Norman came up to me out of nowhere. I know his name because he immediately introduced himself without bothering to see if I was interested. I did not respond, yet he continued on, trying to strike up a conversation with me. I had things to do, so I pretended not to notice him.
Yet he still persisted. I know it's generally expected to be polite to people, but I guess I just prefer to ignore social Norms.
(Note: this is gentler than my joke about violating social Norms.)
June 1st should always be known as the Norman Osborn Day
Because it marks the end of May.
If Norman Bates was batman's dad..
would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?
Imagine if Norman Bates had a butler.
How can I help you today, Master Bates?
What do you call William the Conqueror's armorer?
Norman Mailer.
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
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