Normal Sized Jokes
16 normal sized jokes and hilarious normal sized puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about normal sized that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Normal Sized Short Jokes
Short normal sized jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The normal sized humour may include short normal jokes also.
- So if normal sized people come out of the closet when they're gay, Do midgets come out of the cabinet?
- Do you remember the teen who had that kidney problem a decade ago? He's doesn't have that problem anymore. He's knees are normal sized now.
- Good jokes are like anti vax kids They come in many shapes and sizes, normally created by people that have less-than-average intelligence, and most importantly never gets old
- What's one thing that a beautiful woman and a jar of peanut butter have in common? They can both make me swell up to 3 times my normal size.
- Why do midget men never date normal sized wealthy women? They'll never be able to live up to their expectations.
- 3 fat women are standing under an umbrella of normal size, why do they not wetting? No raining!
- How many jews fit in a normal sized car? 2 on the frontseats, 4 on the backseats, 3 in the ashtray
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Normal Sized One Liners
Which normal sized one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with normal sized? I can suggest the ones about medium sized and sized.
- I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Normal Sized Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about normal sized you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ordinary jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make normal sized pranks.
A man walks into a seafood restaurant and was told they had Lobster Tails on offer for $1.
They must be small," he says.
"No, they're normal size," replies the waitress.
"Well they're old then."
"Fresh today," she answers.
"Then I'll have one," says the man, smiling.
The waitress takes him to table and he sits down.
"Once upon a time," she begins, "There was a big red lobster ..."
Mr. Rogers the biology teacher called on Mary
"Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions expands upto 6 times it's normal size?"
Mary gasped and said in a huff, " Mr. Rogers! That is a very inappropriate question. The principal will be hearing of this. " She sat down red faced.
"Susan, can you tell me the answer?" asked Mr. Rogers.
"The pupil of the eye, under dark conditions." said Susan.
"That is correct. Now Mary, I have three things to say to you, Firstly, You have not studied your lesson.
Secondly, You have a dirty mind. And Third, boy are you going to be disappointed someday."
A man and a woman go out for dinner. They have a great time and decide to go back to her apartment.
Since this is his first time in the apartment, the woman decides to give him a tour. They go throughout the apartment and the tour ends in the bedroom. When in the bedroom the man notices that there are 3 shelves filled with stuffed animals on the wall. The top shelf has itty bitty animals. The middle shelf has normal sized teddy bears and the bottom shelf has gigantic stuffed animals. One thing leads to another and they end up having s**....
After they finish the man rolls over to look at her.
How was it? He asks.
She thinks for a second and reply's, Go take a teddy bear from the middle shelf
Teacher asks the class, "What part of your body can grow as much as six times its normal size?"
No one answers, so she asks Tiffany in the front row if she knows the answer. Tiffany blushes, giggles, and covers her face with her hands.
Heather in the desk behind raises her hand and says, "The pupil, miss. The pupil may grow as much as six times its normal size."
"Correct" says the teacher. "And, Tiffany, I have three comments for you. 1. You have a dirty, filthy mind. 2. You haven't been doing your homework, and 3. You are in for a lifetime of bitter disappointment."
A Very Outdated But Still Funny Joke
A high-school teacher asks a girl in the class, "What part of the body enlarges to ten times its normal size during periods of excitement?"
The girl stammers and blushes and looks at the floor and says, "I don't want to answer that question."
So the teacher asks a boy, "Do you know the answer?"
The boys answers, "The pupil of the eye."
"That's right," says the teacher. Then he turns to the girl and says, "Two things are obvious. First, you didn't study your lesson last night. Second, you wedding night is going to be a terrible disappointment to you."
The Man with the Tiny Head
A man walks into a bar, seemingly normal sized body, but he has what can only be described as a head so tiny, it was unfit to be on top of his neck. He goes up to the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Drinks are on the house if you don't mind me asking what is wrong with your head."
The man stares at him slightly and says, "I was stranded on an island, my plane had crashed. A few days in I found an old fashioned bottle and when I picked it out of the sand, a beautiful genie appeared. I still can not forget her, her beauty was indescribable. She said to me that she would grant me any wish I desired. I, of course, wanted to go home, but this woman was unlike anything I had ever seen before and I had been away from my wife for several weeks. I asked her to have s**... with me and she said she was sorry, but she did not grant wishes for s**... and that I had to wish again."
"So, what did you do?" asked the bartender.
"I did what any man would do." said the man. "I looked her straight in the eye and said if we can not have s**... then how about just a little head instead?"
Mr. Smith, the biology instructor at a Highschool, said during class, “Miss Jones, would you please name the o**... of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions.”
Miss Jones gasped, then said, “Mr. Smith, I do not think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this.” With that she sat down red-faced.
Unperturbed, Mr. Smith called on Miss Brown and asked the same question. Miss Brown, replied, “The pupil of the eye, in dim light.”
“Correct,” said Mr. Smith. “And now, Miss Jones, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."