Norma Jokes
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Is it normal if one of my t**...
Hangs lower than the other two?
Me: Is it normal talking to myself?
Me: Yes it is.
Me: Oh, thank God.
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it...
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
Normal back: hurts, backstreet back:
Alright
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The normal chicken goes
The normal chicken goes c**...-a-doodle-doo!
The retarted chicken goes doodle-doodle-c**...!
The gay chicken goes any-c**...-will-doo!
Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F?
Because we're all a little obtuse.
Normal people use their children's names to set their email passwords.
Elon Musk uses his email password to name his baby.
If Norman Bates was batman's dad..
would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?
Is your normal probability plot approximately linear?
Cause you can distribute your sample over me
It's normal to talk to pets, mirrors and walls.
It's normal to talk to pets, mirrors and walls during the quarantine. Just inform your psychiatrist if they talk back.
Normal People: "Alright, time to go to bed."
Insomniacs: "Let's yeet these sheets!"
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If a normal guy m**... is called "beating his meat"...
...does it mean when a guy paralyzed from waist down m**..., he's "beating his veggies"?
Normal People: Amiibo
Communists: Awiibo
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A normal p**... doesn't keep track of the men she's slept with.
It's the thot that counts.
What happens when two normal people get together?
Pair-a-normal activity
Were the Normans shady?
To be frank, they turned out to be a fief.
How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?
He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)
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I had a normal childhood
My mom only j**... me off once when I broke my arm, no more than that!
In normal election, you control who you put in power
In Mother Russia, Putin power controls you
Q&A
Q: What did Norman Bates call his little sister?
(You know you see it coming...)
A: Psycho-sis!
(I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
Normal farmers get all the credit for being outstanding in their field...
...Meanwhile all the fish farmers are out there wading for recognition.
What did the normal candy say to the sour candy?
Why so sourious?
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Norma One Liners
Which norma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with norma? I can suggest the ones about telephone and granny.
- Knock Knock. Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
