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- "I'm not a doctor But if you die...The cancer dies at the same time. So that's not a loss.. That's a draw"
- RIP Norm MacDonald - The coroner has released Norm Macdonald's official cause of death you guessed it, Frank Stallone
- Isn't it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth? It's just named after that stuff on the ground.
- I saw a pig, a cow, and a horse. I told my wife, Those look like some of your relatives.
She replied, Yeah, my in-laws! - The other day I tell my wife, "when I look into the mirror I only see an old fat man, I need you to make me feel better about myself." She says "you have perfect eyesight."
- When I was a child, they told me that The Children Are Our Future Then I grew up, and now they're saying it's actually these new children.
I know a Ponzi scheme when I see one.
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- So Norm Macdonald died As he would have wanted, there is no punchline.
- Norm Macdonald has died or so the Germans would have us believe
- Two gentiles meet on the street.
One says, "How's business?"
The other says, "Great!" - ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification.
- I heard Bill Clinton got really drunk one day and had s**... with Hillary - Norm Macdonald
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Norm MacDonald died today
When he got to heaven, the angels told him it was mandatory that he take an eye exam to enter. And they all watched.
He read it out loud: E-I-E-I-Ohhh you guys are d**...!
RIP Norm.
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Honey, I look in the mirror and all I see is a fat, ugly, old man. I need you to pay me a compliment.
Ok. Your eyesight is d**... near perfect!
- Norm MacDonald
Norm Macdonald: "You want to know the worst part about doing an office congo line?"
"First, you turn around to realize there's no one behind you. Second, you realize you're not in an office, you're in a psychiatric hospital"
Norm Macdonald: I was gonna say that the Polish government did actually try to land on the Sun back in the..[interrupted: No, no they didn't.] (Norm continues) Yes, and they were ridiculed for it, because they said, you know, you'll burn up when you come anywhere near it.
They said 'we're going at night'
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I quit smoking and nothing much is different. Except I can t**... food. I went to a friend's place for dinner and I was like... What's this zingy, zangy thing you're serving me here? Never tasted anything so zingy and zangy.
... A boiled potato, eh? Huh.
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Regarding the war on t**...
Fighting it in the Middle East seems a little crazy. I would've started with our nation's haunted houses.