The Best 10 Norm Macdonald Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Norm Macdonald jokes. There are some norm macdonald jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these norm macdonald puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Norm Macdonald Jokes and Puns

I feel bad for the homeless guy

"I feel bad for the homeless guy, but I feel really bad the homeless guy's dog, because he must be thinking 'Man, this is the longest walk ever"

Only Oral can Save Her

A man's wife goes into a coma.

The doctor says "Theres only one way of reviving your wife but it's a little unconventional. You go in there and have oral sex with her"

The man says"my god...."

Doctor says "I know I know, but I've seen it work"

The man says "ok doc, I'll try anything, I'm desperate"

He goes into his wifes room, closes the door behind him. He comes out five minutes later and says"Doc, I dont think it's working....she's choking"

I saw a pig, a cow, and a horse.

I told my wife, Those look like some of your relatives.

She replied, Yeah, my in-laws!

Isn't it crazy every planet is named after a Greek God except for earth?

It's just named after that stuff on the ground.

I quit smoking and nothing much is different. Except I can taste my food. I went to a friend's place for dinner and I was like... What's this zingy, zangy thing you're serving me here? Never tasted anything so zingy and zangy.

... A boiled potato, eh? Huh.


The other day I tell my wife, "when I look into the mirror I only see an old fat man, I need you to make me feel better about myself."

She says "you have perfect eyesight."

Two gentiles meet on the street.



One says, "How's business?"

The other says, "Great!"

ID is a funny abbreviation.

The I stands for I and D strands for dentification.

When I was a child, they told me that The Children Are Our Future

Then I grew up, and now they're saying it's actually these new children.

I know a Ponzi scheme when I see one.

Regarding the war on terror

Fighting it in the Middle East seems a little crazy. I would've started with our nation's haunted houses.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the norm macdonald jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working norm macdonald piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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