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10 nordic jokes and hilarious nordic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nordic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good nordic joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why do Nordic boats have barcodes on them?

So after they get back from war, they can Scandinavian.

Mortal Kombat

Did you know mortal kombat is based on an old nordic folk song?
Well it's technically a Finnish hymn

My book on Nordic cultures is taking a long time to write

I don't think I'll ever make it to the Finnish.

So three nordic people walk into a bar

Actually I don't wanna finnish this joke

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A sven diagram!

What do you call a Nordic God child m**... being fired out a submarine?

Thor-Peado

What did the Nordic man do when he first logged onto Facebook?

He went on a liking spree.

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland.
Once you're a citizen, that's it!
You're Finnish! It's over.

My Day is Going to be a Small Celebration to a Nordic God

It'll be a Loki Day

On the Beauty of Nordic Women...

Question: Why are Nordic women so beautiful?
Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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