Nookie Jokes
3 nookie jokes and hilarious nookie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about nookie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Nookie Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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My n**... Days Are Over
My n**... days are over, my pilot light is out.
What used to be my s**... appeal, is now my waterspout.
Time was when, on its own accord, from my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full-time job, to find the blasted thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.
For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes!
What do you call a Muppet with a s**... addiction?
n**... Monster
What do you get after dining at a chinese brothel?
Fortune n**...
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